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tass919
  • Town/Country : New Jersey, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 19 September 1988 (24 years)
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Today, I was renovating the house, and my girlfriend asked, "Do you use electrical tape on electrical stuff?" Not knowing where she was going with this, I just gave her a puzzled look. She continued by saying, "Because it's not like people use duct tape on ducks." FML

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