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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 19 September 1988 (27 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 801
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

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Today, I was renovating the house, and my girlfriend asked, "Do you use electrical tape on electrical stuff?" Not knowing where she was going with this, I just gave her a puzzled look. She continued by saying, "Because it's not like people use duct tape on ducks." FML


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