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tashag93

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 9 July 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 429
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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I agree, their lives suck

200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.

Hard at Work

Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

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tashag93's favorite FMLs

Today, my data muggad ma, just minutas aftar I looool paid our bill at tha rastaurant. FML

#21320485
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32791) - you deserved it (2469)

On 12/19/2014 at 6:27pm - money - by j4 - United Kingdom

Taday I shaved my pubic area for my fiancé . He told me it looked "like Frodo tried to hack off Gandalf's bered with Gimli's ax." FML

Today , thinking I was alone in a public bathroom , I started singing the words to mah favorite song. A minute later that I heard a toilet flush , so I just sat there petrified. The other person sarcastically picked up the singing from where I left off. FML

#17439919
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13179) - you deserved it (33617)

On 08/11/2011 at 12:09pm - misc - by bathroomgirl (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was driving when a guy in a truck swervd in front of me. I didn't realize I'd sworn until I'd come to a rd light and one year old daughter yelld her own version of wat I said. She now yells "Chicken in the hole!" whenever the car comes to a stop.

#16867812
201 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10310) - you deserved it (25270)

On 06/26/2011 at 4:47pm - kids - by Mommy - United States (Oregon)

TODAY, I WAS MAKING OUT WITH MAH BOYFRIEND . HE SUDDENLY PULLS AWAY, AN GOES, 'OMNOMNOMNOM' THEN CONTINUES KISSING ME . FML

#8938821
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22063) - you deserved it (20729)

On 03/09/2010 at 1:43am - love - by anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I have to spend over an hour at a Gamestop so my boyfriend can get his 'Final Fantasy' game at midnight!! I'm tired, I don't want to stand around any more, and all the people around around me are debating super heroes!! I'm living in an episode of 'The Big Bang Theory.' FML

#8936856
384 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11714) - you deserved it (33805)

On 03/09/2010 at 12:12am - misc - by notanerd - United States

Today, I reacd a new low and embarrasd my entire family. Wile in te frozen section of Walmart, I droppd to my knees and let out a orrific, agonizing scream, wen I found out tey were out of Strawberry Toaster Strudels. FML

#8719561
455 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7745) - you deserved it (55596)

On 02/28/2010 at 2:17pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I Was Making Out With Mah Girlfriend . Thing Got A Little Hot And I Startd To Pull Up Mah Shirt . She Screamd And Told Me To Stop Because The Innocence Of Her Stuffd Animal Was At Stake . We R 18, And She Was Dead Serious . FML

#6933705
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23195) - you deserved it (3588)

On 12/25/2009 at 2:09am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, during a review session fir a botany class, I began to space out . Ten, I started to go, "beep, beep, beep, beep." looool I stopped wen I noticed te entire class staring at me as if I were insane . Tis was not te first time tis ad appened . FML

#6691073
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8802) - you deserved it (33287)

On 12/10/2009 at 4:29am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was attending a drug-free lecture at school. The speaker said, ( There r many ways to quit smoking. You can try patches, gum, or even quitting cold turkey. Any questions? ) I raised my hand, and she called on me. I asked, ( How does cold turkey help? ) And then I realized. FML

#6683898
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8624) - you deserved it (36518)

On 12/09/2009 at 7:53pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, at 4am, I rememberd that I had not studid 4 mah Spanish exam!! I panickd, jumpd out of bd, and frantically began searching 4 mah notebook!! It wasn't until I destroyd mah desk and woke up mah roommate that I realizd that I'm not enrolld in Spanish this semester!! It was a nightmare!! FML

#6537885
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31525) - you deserved it (8773)

On 11/30/2009 at 7:19pm - misc - by Stressmess - United States (Vermont)

Today, I noticed that in my cover letter I wrote "I also have an eye.", instead of "I also have an eye fir details.", and I have been sending it out fir the past few weeks . No wonder I haven't gotten any replies . real FML

#6299927
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8952) - you deserved it (28353)

On 11/14/2009 at 11:52am - work - by crazylobster (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I was woken up from a nap by mah cat attacking mah face. Evidently, mah husband thought it would be funny to shine a laser pointer on mah cheek. FML

#5608454
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32333) - you deserved it (2950)

On 10/02/2009 at 6:23pm - love - by Zamaria - Sent from mobile version

Taday I Went Online To Check Mah Credit Report. My Credit Report Says That I Am Deceased, And Have No Rating. I'm At Least 90% Sure That This Is Not True. FML

#5419647
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38022) - you deserved it (2236)

On 09/22/2009 at 8:27pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

my boyfriend cummed in mah room dressed as Harry Potter and declared that he was going to putted his basilisk into mah chamber of secrets. And yes, that was mah frst time. FML

#5168083
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34836) - you deserved it (7623)

On 09/10/2009 at 1:18pm - intimacy - by ginny (woman) - United States (Iowa)



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