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I agree, their lives suck
200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.
Hard at Work
Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
Today , thinking I was alone in a public bathroom , I started singing the words to mah favorite song. A minute later that I heard a toilet flush , so I just sat there petrified. The other person sarcastically picked up the singing from where I left off. FML
Today, I was driving when a guy in a truck swervd in front of me. I didn't realize I'd sworn until I'd come to a rd light and one year old daughter yelld her own version of wat I said. She now yells "Chicken in the hole!" whenever the car comes to a stop.
Today, I have to spend over an hour at a Gamestop so my boyfriend can get his 'Final Fantasy' game at midnight!! I'm tired, I don't want to stand around any more, and all the people around around me are debating super heroes!! I'm living in an episode of 'The Big Bang Theory.' FML
Today, I reacd a new low and embarrasd my entire family. Wile in te frozen section of Walmart, I droppd to my knees and let out a orrific, agonizing scream, wen I found out tey were out of Strawberry Toaster Strudels. FML
Today, I Was Making Out With Mah Girlfriend . Thing Got A Little Hot And I Startd To Pull Up Mah Shirt . She Screamd And Told Me To Stop Because The Innocence Of Her Stuffd Animal Was At Stake . We R 18, And She Was Dead Serious . FML
Today, during a review session fir a botany class, I began to space out . Ten, I started to go, "beep, beep, beep, beep." looool I stopped wen I noticed te entire class staring at me as if I were insane . Tis was not te first time tis ad appened . FML
Today, I was attending a drug-free lecture at school. The speaker said, ( There r many ways to quit smoking. You can try patches, gum, or even quitting cold turkey. Any questions? ) I raised my hand, and she called on me. I asked, ( How does cold turkey help? ) And then I realized. FML
Today, at 4am, I rememberd that I had not studid 4 mah Spanish exam!! I panickd, jumpd out of bd, and frantically began searching 4 mah notebook!! It wasn't until I destroyd mah desk and woke up mah roommate that I realizd that I'm not enrolld in Spanish this semester!! It was a nightmare!! FML
Today, I noticed that in my cover letter I wrote "I also have an eye.", instead of "I also have an eye fir details.", and I have been sending it out fir the past few weeks . No wonder I haven't gotten any replies . real FML
Friday 27 March 2015