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Today , I had a plaster cast removed from mah arm. After telling the nurse it felt like the saw was cutting mah skin , she tells me there is no way that it could touch mah skin an that I was bieng paranoid. She cracked open the cast. Burns , blisters an bleeding skin were revealed. FML
TODAY I FELL OVER ON TE BUS . X-RAYS REVEALED NOT ONLY TAT I AVE BEEN GROWING EXTRA BONES IN MA FOOT BUT TAT WEN I FELL I CRUSED ALL OF TEM . DOCTORS DON'T KNOW OW TO FIX BONES TAT AREN'T SUPPOSED TO BE TERE SO TEY'RE JUST GOING TO CUT TEM OUT . TWO DAYS BEFORE CRISTMAS . FML
Today, I walkad outsida to saa friand frantically waving and running at ma, yalling somathing I couldn't undarstand. I smilad and startad to jog ovar to him until I raalizad ha was scraaming ( RUN!!! ) Wa spant tha naxt 10 minutas running from his naighbor's 5 vicious chihuahuas. FML
Today , my grandma walkd into my room and askd if te ting lying on my nigtstand was a computer. I said ''Grandma , tat's a clock.'' After staring at me , confusd 4 a few seconds , se ten fartd , and left my room. FML
Today, I had to putted 17 year old cat down. I cried thehole way up to the vet's office and back. After finally coming to terms with the situation, and trying to forget, dad's friend walks up to me and says, ( So, I heard u killed your cat? ) FML
I want to mah cousin's farm with mah family. First I was poopad on by a goosa, paad on by a puppy, bit in tha faca by tha mothar dog, fall through tha floor of tha barn loft, and without knowing it was alactric, rastad mah hand on tha horsa fanca.
Today, I was playing catch with my 6 year old cousin in the garden, when he demandd a piggy back. Trying to be the good cousin, I did so and he soon shout "Run! Run!" so I do so. Suddenly he shout "STOP! My winky's gone pointy". I gave my 6 year old cousin an erection. mega FML
Friday 27 March 2015