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tansmile34
  • Town/Country : New York, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 6 November 1996 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 53
  • Number of comments : 0
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About tansmile34 : `•.,¸¸,.•´¯ ι'м ĸιnda weιrd вυт really creaтιve. ι love anyтнιng тнaт мιgнт looĸѕ υnυѕυal or woυldn'т ғιnd jυѕт anywнere. ι love arт and ғaѕнιon.
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Today, I was on my way home from work and decided to stop at the grocery store. I purchased $200 in groceries and went to put them in my car. I then realized I drove my motorcycle today. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15436) - you deserved it (80038)

On 04/11/2009 at 4:43pm - misc - by whoops (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it. He said, "I don't know what you're talking about, Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (1094732) - you deserved it (108797)

On 02/28/2009 at 6:10am - love - by thatsucks (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)



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