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by FirstStringQB / 10/01/2011 at 6:45pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by ThisBlows / 09/21/2011 at 1:20pm / United States (Rhode Island) / Intimacy
Today, I had to take my dog to the vet for him to be put to sleep. I could feel the cold, hard shaft of irony slide its way up my ass and slowly fuck me senseless with every step I took on this beautiful National Dog Day. FML
by Anonymous / 08/26/2011 at 1:49pm / United States / Animals
by shocked / 08/25/2011 at 2:10pm / United States / Intimacy
by imobesejk / 07/16/2011 at 8:19pm / United States (Ohio) / Health
by Username / 06/28/2011 at 4:40pm / United States (Texas) / Animals
by Anonymous / 03/21/2011 at 1:32pm / United Kingdom (Wiltshire) / Geek
by life_isnt_fair / 03/09/2011 at 3:27am / United States (Kentucky) / Love
Today, at my new job, I was answering the phone and said "Hello Cafe Thirty, how may I help you?" The man on the other line said "Don't you mean Old Town Cafe?" Cafe Thirty was my old job. I now work at Old Town Cafe. The man on the other line was my boss. FML
by andibartle / 10/18/2010 at 12:39am / United States (Oregon) / Work
Today, it was a little colder than it should be for this time of year, and as a result I was using the heater in my car. Apparently within the last four months, a mouse managed to make his way into my heater vent and die. I can not get the smell of death out of my car. FML
by spenmy / 06/13/2010 at 5:56am / United States (Colorado) / Animals
by Staples / 05/15/2010 at 2:21am / United Kingdom / Geek
Today, after ten minutes of squishing my boobs together for my boyfriend, trying to get him to stare, he glanced at them then blankly said "I've seen better tits on my mom, so baby just stop that" and smiled. FML
by oboy / 03/01/2010 at 12:13am / United States / Intimacy
Today, I was about to take a crap when the smoke alarm went off. I ran out of the bathroom and tried to run downstairs. I tripped and shit on myself. The alarm had gone off cause my kid put my wallet in the toaster. FML
by Funnymann / 01/22/2010 at 3:51pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, my grandpa was wearing flip flops and white socks. He entered my restroom, and the moment he did it, I realized there was no toilet paper left. I felt too ashamed to interrupt his dump, so I waited for him to ask for paper, he never did and came out without socks. FML
by dayum / 12/10/2009 at 4:03pm / Mexico (Chihuahua) / Miscellaneous