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About tanhauser08 : I'm an Alaska grown commercial fisherman. All about the outdoors, driving my truck, drinking and blazing whenever I'm not fishing. I spend my money too fast but I don't care cause there's always more to be made. Good times are what life is all about.
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
today I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assurd me that I could pull out. Righthen I was about to pull out, she wrappd her legs around me and yelld, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML
Friday 27 March 2015