High times
By explanations - 14/06/2013 06:48 - United States - Des Plaines
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This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
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See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
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By explanations - 14/06/2013 06:48 - United States - Des Plaines
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By Grand_Cookie - 16/04/2013 08:48 - United States - Norfolk
Haha!! Thanks for the support and funny comments! I am a guy and these people she talks about are women and aren't there for anything violent. A few of them have drug/alcohol problems and the rest like to steal things which are also pretty much the same things my entire family did to get locked up at the same time along with some other stuff I don't feel like listing. The sad part is that some of them seem better then the semi-insane girls I usually end up talking to.