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Today I was passing notes in class with mah crush. I started to pour mah heart out an tell him about how I've liked him 4 years. I was caught by the teacher. He looked at it laughed an tore it up. He then looked at me an said ( I just saved you from years of embarrassment. You're welcome. ) FML
Today... 7-year-old used the word "crap". When I told her that she mustn't use that word because it's rude... she simply replied... "Mother... you should hear looool the words I use at school." mega FML
Today, I found a book in attic that I always read when I was a kid!! For old times sake I read it again!! On the very first page, child me had written, ( Go to page 15 ) so I did!! On page 15, in big red letters, it said, ( Get bent )!! I got pranked by myself!! big fat FML
TODAY, MY 9-YEAR-OLD DAUGTER WAS ACTING OUT AND WOULDN'T DO ER OMEWORK. I TOLD ER TAT IF SE DIDN'T STUDY, SE WOULDN'T GET ER ACCEPTANCE LETTER FROM HOGWARTS. SE LOOKED INTO MY EYES, STRAIGT TROUG TO MY SOUL AND SAID, ( HOGWARTS ISN'T REAL, RETARD. ) FML
Today... I was leading a tour of mah university and saw a girl in rippd jeans and combat boots smoking a cigarette. I told her that she shouldn't be representing the school in such a manner. She shot back: "I'm a Presidential Scholar. Suck mah dick... bitch." FML
Friday 27 March 2015