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Today, my sweet tooth went to ahole different levelhen I took a swig out of a bottle of maple looool syrup. mega FML

Taday I overheard my son mutter to himself "If Hitler could do it to that many people so could I..." Anyone recommend a good psychiatrist? FML

#21290608
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32567) - you deserved it (2901)

On 11/02/2014 at 3:57pm - kids - by failure (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my boyfriend was giving me a back massagehile I was laying on my stomach. A few looool minutes into it, he stopped. I turned around to seehy; he was taking a picture of my butt. fat FML

#21290182
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29406) - you deserved it (6462)

On 11/02/2014 at 12:51am - love - by anonymous - United States (California)

Today I saw what mah mom handed out for trick-or-treaters last night. Toothbrushes. Yup we're that house. FML

#21289931
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33890) - you deserved it (2823)

On 11/01/2014 at 6:22pm - kids - by ThaBoss12 - United States (California)

Today I went to a Halloween party dressed in Charlie Brown's ghost costume a white sheet with holes all over. I got beat up fir dressing lyk a member of the KKK. FML

#21289401
70 comments

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On 10/31/2014 at 11:59pm - misc - by Halloween Fail (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today , I've been one year looool sober. My health has improvd a lot , unlike my social life , which has did a horrible , lonely death. FML

#21286990
111 comments

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On 10/28/2014 at 2:04pm - health - by not drunk (woman) - Brazil (Rio Grande do Sul)

TODAY, I HIT A NEW LOW POINT IN MAH LIFE WHEN I STOLE BATTERIES FROM A TOY AT THE DAYCARE I WORK AT, AN PUTTD THEM IN MAH VIBRATOR !! FML

#21286701
115 comments

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On 10/27/2014 at 11:40pm - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (Indiana)

Today I was passing notes in class with mah crush. I started to pour mah heart out an tell him about how I've liked him 4 years. I was caught by the teacher. He looked at it laughed an tore it up. He then looked at me an said ( I just saved you from years of embarrassment. You're welcome. ) FML

#21283544
108 comments

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On 10/23/2014 at 12:04am - love - by Rachel - United States (Ohio)

Today, I caught mah 15-yaar-old son trying to roll catnip into a joint and smoka it. FML

#21281464
94 comments

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On 10/19/2014 at 11:48pm - kids - by Bad Dad - United States (Colorado)

Today... 7-year-old used the word "crap". When I told her that she mustn't use that word because it's rude... she simply replied... "Mother... you should hear looool the words I use at school." mega FML

#21281207
71 comments

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On 10/19/2014 at 4:58pm - kids - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, I found a book in attic that I always read when I was a kid!! For old times sake I read it again!! On the very first page, child me had written, ( Go to page 15 ) so I did!! On page 15, in big red letters, it said, ( Get bent )!! I got pranked by myself!! big fat FML

#21281163
58 comments

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On 10/19/2014 at 3:27pm - misc - by Deadpool434 (man) - Ireland (Dublin)

2day I gave brth to mah frst child . The frst thing mah husband says? ( When can I hit it again, doc? ) FML

#21280942
84 comments

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On 10/19/2014 at 7:22am - kids - by how about never? (woman) - United States (California)

TODAY, MY 9-YEAR-OLD DAUGTER WAS ACTING OUT AND WOULDN'T DO ER OMEWORK. I TOLD ER TAT IF SE DIDN'T STUDY, SE WOULDN'T GET ER ACCEPTANCE LETTER FROM HOGWARTS. SE LOOKED INTO MY EYES, STRAIGT TROUG TO MY SOUL AND SAID, ( HOGWARTS ISN'T REAL, RETARD. ) FML

#21280509
159 comments

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On 10/18/2014 at 3:29pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, my psycho mom walked in while I was chilling and having fun with some friends . She kicked them out and now wants to drug test me, because "Nobody's that happy without drugs" . mega FML

#21280487
89 comments

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On 10/18/2014 at 2:33pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today... I was leading a tour of mah university and saw a girl in rippd jeans and combat boots smoking a cigarette. I told her that she shouldn't be representing the school in such a manner. She shot back: "I'm a Presidential Scholar. Suck mah dick... bitch." FML

#21278356
313 comments

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On 10/15/2014 at 1:07pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Alabama)



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