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tamalama
  • Town/Country : Bedfordshire, England
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 11 July 1994 (18 years)
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Today, I just spent half an hour cleaning up my little brother's puke after he got drunk for the first time. All the people who bought him drinks are still out partying and having a good time, while all I can smell is whiskey, Chinese food, and whatever else was in his stomach. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17170) - you deserved it (1995)

On 01/03/2010 at 3:42am - misc - by always-the-responsible-one (woman) - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, I found a bell that had been tied into the tassel of my ski hat by my twin sister as part of a longstanding prank war between us. I'm deaf and have apparently been jingling like an elf for over a week. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (107000) - you deserved it (7717)

On 03/20/2009 at 1:40pm - misc - by hipprep83 - United States (Pennsylvania)



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