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  • Town/Country : Singapore, Singapore
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  • Birth Date : Friday 3 June 1994 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 919
  • Number of comments : 44
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TODAY, I PRESSED CAPS LOCK ON MY LAPTOP AND THE KEY GOT STUCK. NOW ALL OF MY LETTERS ARE IN CAPITAL LETTERS. I HAVE TRIED EVERYTHING. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27640) - you deserved it (23810)

On 03/21/2011 at 1:32pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Wiltshire)

Today, every fire alarm in my house went off. At 3AM. I ripped them all out of the ceiling. We have 49 because the previous owners were scared of fire. They are still going off. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23644) - you deserved it (2819)

On 03/11/2011 at 2:00am - misc - by dancer7718 -

Today, I wanted to try my mom's new lipstick. I opened it, baffled, examined it carefully. That's when it started to vibrate. Obviously, that wasn't a lipstick. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18528) - you deserved it (7124)

On 11/24/2010 at 12:11pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Belgium (Brabant)

Today, I was in the bathroom stall when a man made eye-contact with me through the cracks. I quickly looked away, and about a minute later I looked back to see if he was gone. He was still there and was actually trying to keep making eye-contact with me while I pooped. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26021) - you deserved it (1714)

On 09/25/2010 at 11:00pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I failed my trigonometry exam because my scientific calculator was on the wrong setting. FML

#13192437 (193)

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On 09/25/2010 at 4:57am - misc - by trigfail - New Zealand (Taranaki)

Today, I was woken up at 3:00 am to the sound of a tape recording of a baby crying, loudly. This has been going on for 3 nights, non stop. Why? because I brought up the subject of having a baby with my wife. Clearly, you can see where she stands. FML

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On 08/01/2010 at 4:45am - kids - by kfoehslfns - United States (Oregon)

Today, after church, my 5-year-old son asked me about God, so I answered his questions in full. We talked about God for over 2 hours. At the end of it all, he pondered for a moment, before saying to me "That's the stupidest thing I ever heard. You're dumb." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18768) - you deserved it (41701)

On 04/08/2010 at 12:27am - kids - by bleredoshia (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)



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