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takinabreak
  • Town/Country : Greenwood, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 11 August 1989 (24 years)
  • Number of visits : 370
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About takinabreak : I'm usually laid back, but given to fits of rage or exuberance. My natural state is happy -- if nothing's going on, I'm good. Usually when I submit an FML it's something I can see the humor in -- I'm not the self-pitying type.

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Today, I thought it would be sexy to cook dinner in lingerie. Today, my boyfriend thought it would be funny to scare me while I was cooking. I jumped and burned my boobs with boiling cooking oil. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (44393) - you deserved it (12967)

On 07/13/2009 at 10:25pm - intimacy - by Ouch (woman) - United States (Nevada)



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