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  • Town/Country : Portland, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 8 November 1984 (28 years)
  • Number of visits : 370
  • Number of comments : 37
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I was in the grocery store buying a few things. A sales associate came over the intercom system saying, "Attention Safeway customers. If you drive a blue Subaru, it's rolling into 18th Ave." Everyone laughed except me. I forgot to set the brake. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14647) - you deserved it (32767)

On 05/03/2009 at 1:35am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I sent a cover letter to a potential employer. In the letter, I talked about my great attention to detail, my strong ability to focus, and my stellar writing skills. After hitting send, I reread the letter and noticed that I typed my name "B-R-A-I-N." My name is Brian. FML

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On 04/16/2009 at 12:09am - work - by jusfonzin (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I fell asleep in class. As a joke, my professor used an airhorn to wake me up. I got so freaked out that I punched the girl next to me in the face. She got knocked out. FML

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On 03/23/2009 at 3:06pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was excited because I was going to get my college decisions back. I put all of the letters in order of my preference. Didn't get into my first choice. Denied from my second choice. Rejected from my third choice. Wait listed on my back-up. Accepted for a job at Target. FML

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On 03/13/2009 at 5:09pm - misc - by sadsenior (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I came home to find that my room had been ransacked. My mom comes out of no where and says that we need to have a talk. I freaked out thinking it was all the empty alcohol bottles under my bed. My mom holds up the birth control and says "I always knew you were a whore." FML

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On 03/02/2009 at 4:03pm - misc - by Stairway2Heaven - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my airline lost my luggage when I flew back from France. They also lost my luggage when I flew to France. FML

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On 02/04/2009 at 8:54am - misc - by Dr. Jack (man) - United States (California)



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