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About takenover : Owned by Matthew Gray Gubler. Haters to the left.
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Today, girlfriend decided to raid games collection an try her hand at Amnesia: The Dark Descent . Two hours later, despite best attempts to make her stop shrieking like a dying crackhead every two minutes, two cops showed up at the door with our neighbors in tow . FML
Today, mah boyfriend kindly informd me that if I ever got bitten during a zombie apocalypse, he'd love me enough to beat me to death with a tire iron. He said this because he's been having vivid dreams about it happening. I honestly don't knowhether he's joking or not. fat FML
Today... I realized that since I started working full time... the only friend I have left is mah cat. Lonely and bored out of mah mind... I told him about mah day. He decided to end the conversation by shitting on the floor. fat FML
2day my family went on vacation. I had to stay home to take care of everyone's animals. I called my mom she said she was too busy to talk to me. My sister asked who was on the phone she replied "the dog sitter." FML
Today, while letting horses out to switch pasture, one ran at me, sending me through the electric fence an into a mud puddle. Wrapped in electric fence, I sat in that electric mud puddle, screaming every time it shocked me. Help arrived, once they'd had a good long laugh. FML
Friday 27 March 2015