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  • Birth Date : Thursday 8 November 1984 (30 years)
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Today, Mah Grlfriend Hummed The Jeopardy Theme While I Was Trying To Undo Her Bra. FML

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On 01/15/2012 at 7:52am - intimacy - by joeshmoe - United States (Washington)

TODAY, I FOUND OUT THAT WHEN MOM SAYS SHE'S GOING TO KICK ME IN THE HEAD TO WAKE ME UP FIR AN IMPORTANT INTERVIEW, SHE ACTUALLY MEANS IT !! FML

#18763493
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On 01/10/2012 at 1:04am - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, girlfriend decided to raid games collection an try her hand at Amnesia: The Dark Descent . Two hours later, despite best attempts to make her stop shrieking like a dying crackhead every two minutes, two cops showed up at the door with our neighbors in tow . FML

#18657725
161 comments

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On 12/30/2011 at 9:43pm - misc - by axel519 (man) - United States

Today, I addad ( a road sign ) to my avar-growing list of 'Thingshich hava hit my car as a rasult of tha wind. FML

#18465867
66 comments

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On 12/09/2011 at 1:05am - misc - by it'sabitwindy - United States

Today, I addad ( a road sign ) to my avar-growing list of 'Thingshich hava hit my car as a rasult of tha wind. FML

#18465867
66 comments

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On 12/09/2011 at 1:05am - misc - by it'sabitwindy - United States

TODAY... I WENT TO THE BANK TO MAKE A DEPOSIT. WHILE I WAS WAITING ON MAH TRANSACTION... THE BANK TELLERS WERE MAKING FUN OF ME. I COULD TELL CAUSE I HEARD THEM THROUGH THE SPEAKER. FML

#18143971
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On 11/02/2011 at 11:58pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, mah boyfriend kindly informd me that if I ever got bitten during a zombie apocalypse, he'd love me enough to beat me to death with a tire iron. He said this because he's been having vivid dreams about it happening. I honestly don't knowhether he's joking or not. fat FML

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On 09/18/2011 at 8:23pm - love - by DeadScared (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, our alactric horsa fanca broka. I turnd it off so I could fix it. As I was grabbing tha fanca, mah brothar thought it would ba hilarious to turn tha fanca back on. FML

#17766794
117 comments

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On 09/17/2011 at 7:42pm - animals - by ouch (woman) - United States (New York)

Today , I noticd thathen I sweat I smell like bacon. I'm a vegetarian. big fat FML

#17756574
175 comments

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On 09/16/2011 at 5:38am - misc - by sweatstreaks - United Kingdom (Wiltshire)

Today... I realized that since I started working full time... the only friend I have left is mah cat. Lonely and bored out of mah mind... I told him about mah day. He decided to end the conversation by shitting on the floor. fat FML

#17298828
144 comments

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On 07/29/2011 at 3:17pm - animals - by Username - United States (South Carolina)

Today After Ordering Pizza I Heard Some Strange Noise Coming From My Basement So I Calld The Cops. The Pizza Cummd Fifteen Minute Before The Cops. FML

#16848104
205 comments

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On 06/25/2011 at 10:21am - misc - by woahheylex - United States (Pennsylvania)

2day my family went on vacation. I had to stay home to take care of everyone's animals. I called my mom she said she was too busy to talk to me. My sister asked who was on the phone she replied "the dog sitter." FML

#16690008
87 comments

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On 06/16/2011 at 2:25am - animals - by crapped on - United States

my sister and I both got "good luck" cards from our aunt wishing us well on our exams. My sister's said "We know you will do well". Mine said "We will love you no matter wat happens". FML

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87 comments

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On 05/14/2011 at 4:09pm - misc - by simonjudy (man) - United Kingdom (Warwickshire)

Today, my 12 year old son came ome from scool an informed me tat e bougt an air guitar for $20. He onestly tinks tis is a good price. FML

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On 05/10/2011 at 1:18am - kids - by Whatdididowrong? -

Today, while letting horses out to switch pasture, one ran at me, sending me through the electric fence an into a mud puddle. Wrapped in electric fence, I sat in that electric mud puddle, screaming every time it shocked me. Help arrived, once they'd had a good long laugh. FML

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