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  • Town/Country : Portland, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 8 November 1984 (29 years)
  • Number of visits : 591
  • Number of comments : 42
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About takenover : Owned by Matthew Gray Gubler. Haters to the left.

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Today, I passed out in the shower with my boyfriend. He just left me there. FML

#18916162
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26044) - you deserved it (4470)

On 01/26/2012 at 2:09pm - love - by soawkward - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I attended an elderly man's funeral. As I approached the casket his wife said, "Thank you for coming." I replied with, "No, thank you." FML

#18903193
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I agree, your life sucks (9018) - you deserved it (24054)

On 01/24/2012 at 10:40pm - misc - by me - Canada

Today, the office tough guy learned how to use the fire extinguisher. On me. I wasn't on fire. FML

#18902746
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20015) - you deserved it (1979)

On 01/24/2012 at 9:58pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Oregon)

Today, I was walking home when an old guy came up to me asking for directions. After I pointed him in the right direction, he held my hand, stroked my face then pushed me into a bush. FML

#18897176
112 comments

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On 01/24/2012 at 6:47am - misc - by SpongeAbii2 - United Kingdom (Milton Keynes)

Today, my co-worker handed me a note. The note said, "If you can, please take a shower once in a while." The smell was coming from the broken bathroom next to my office. FML

#18896792
65 comments

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On 01/24/2012 at 3:15am - health - by stinky - United States (Colorado)

Today, my kids tried to make grilled cheese by turning the toaster sideways. When all was done, it all flew out onto the kitchen floor. Both my kids and my husband left the mess there for me to clean up when I got home. FML

#18891516
100 comments

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On 01/23/2012 at 5:07pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I was working at Staples and organizing some notebooks. All of a sudden, I jumped up because of a sharp pain in my back. A little girl had grabbed a stapler and stapled my back. FML

#18876048
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32928) - you deserved it (1938)

On 01/22/2012 at 12:09am - kids - by thosedamnkids (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I went to get my blood drawn to see how far along I am pregnant. The lady stuck both my arms twice and then busted a vein in my right arm. She told me to come back tomorrow to try again. FML

#18875676
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25000) - you deserved it (1784)

On 01/21/2012 at 11:23pm - health - by Boo Boo (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, a man crashed into my car. He then got out of his car, dug a toothbrush and toothpaste out of his bag, and tried to brush away the damage. FML

#18851761
133 comments

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On 01/19/2012 at 7:17am - misc - by toothpaste (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, we received our honeymoon itinerary. Our travel agent booked our flight to Punta Cana correctly. Too bad she booked us a hotel in Orlando, Florida. FML

#18851649
95 comments

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On 01/19/2012 at 6:44am - misc - by handymandy - United States

Today, I turned on the news to see a live report about an increase in crime in my town. One minute in, my drunk daughter appears behind the news reporter, butt naked, dancing. FML

#18845928
167 comments

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On 01/18/2012 at 5:30pm - misc - by MakesMeLol (man) - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, I broke my wrist when I got into a disagreement with a horse. FML

#18831688
168 comments

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On 01/17/2012 at 1:13am - health - by Anonymous - Canada

Today, as I was pulling into my driveway, I hit my fence. The same fence that I had repaired last week because I had run into it. FML

#18817356
115 comments

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On 01/15/2012 at 7:36pm - misc - by Rebecca (woman) - Canada

Today, I had to slowly explain to my daughter why her Facebook profile isn't a valid piece of ID. FML

#18815137
192 comments

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On 01/15/2012 at 2:34pm - kids - by Ange (man) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, while I was peacefully sleeping, I felt a hand suddenly slap my forehead. Then fingers began to press against my mouth, then nose, then eyes. I finally woke up to my girlfriend laughing hysterically. She'd confused me with her clock-radio. FML

#18814667
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24147) - you deserved it (3120) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/15/2012 at 1:14pm - love - by Vitriol (man) - France



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