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takenbyarmyboy

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takenbyarmyboy
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 20 October 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 162
  • Number of comments : 11
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About takenbyarmyboy : High school senior

18 years

Generally friendly

Extremely clumsy and socially unacceptable

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Today, was my high school's senior awards ceremony. Over 400 people were crammed in the hot auditorium. I won five awards and each time I was called up the laughter grew louder. Apparently even the back row could see my pit stains. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40929) - you deserved it (4804)

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