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takenbyarmyboy

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  • Number of visits : 101
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About takenbyarmyboy : High school junior

Generally friendly

Extremely clumsy and socially unacceptable

Surprised I found someone to love me

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Today, was my high school's senior awards ceremony. Over 400 people were crammed in the hot auditorium. I won five awards and each time I was called up the laughter grew louder. Apparently even the back row could see my pit stains. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40724) - you deserved it (4780)

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