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tacoman_70
  • Town/Country : Singapore, Singapore
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 28 September 1992 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 281
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About tacoman_70 : hey, Im Guy.
Yea i live in Singapore at the minute but from NZ and cant wait to go back there. Hmm about me well im nice guy and i love coming to FML when things arnt the best or when im just bored.
Talk to you guys laters!
Peace out!

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Today, while showering, my 3 year old son comes to the bathroom and puts on all my makeup. Once I got out of the shower, I got a camera I had and took a few adorable shots. Afterward, I sent the images to all my friends and family. Then I realized the reflection on the mirror was me fully naked. FML

#807564 (222)

I agree, your life sucks (29860) - you deserved it (62964)

On 04/04/2009 at 10:10pm - kids - by heytherexo (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my boyfriend turned 21 and got drunk at a bar. Being sober, I went through the whole ordeal: calling a cab, carrying him up three flights of stairs, helping him by the toilet, and taking him to bed. Just when I'm about to sleep, he gets up, pushes his shorts down, and pees on me. Twice. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (79588) - you deserved it (5505)

On 04/04/2009 at 4:50am - misc - by vetapplez (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend was in the shower, and I decided to go join him. I took all my clothes off and stepped into the bathroom. I slipped on some water, and ended up hitting my head on the toilet and passing out. When I came to, I saw my boyfriend's dad looking over me in his towel. Wrong person. FML

#796416 (87)

I agree, your life sucks (65024) - you deserved it (31603)

On 04/04/2009 at 4:04am - intimacy - by showerstupid (woman) - United States (California)



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