About tacojauns : I love Animations, Cartoons, Newgrounds, YouTube, Kenny Vs. Spenny(TV Show), Music (Ska, Oldies and Punk are my favorite) and other things like snowmobiling, motorcycleing, hunting, paintball, gambling, Texas Hold 'em etc... message me about anything if you'd like. I'm a regular on this site maybe not a regular commenter but I'm on here pretty much daily P.S. sometimes I write good comment sometime bad most of my comments are sarcastic. oh well
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You sure know how to party?
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How about we run you a bath and give you a new car as well?
tacojauns's favorite FMLs
Today, I ordered some burgers at a fast food joint. When I said, "No lettuce," the cashier looked dumbfounded and asked, "What's that?" I literally had to say, "The green stuff" before she got it. I'm losing hope. FML
by thatisfuckedup / 06/13/2013 at 6:12pm / United Kingdom / Miscellaneous
by tinypenis / 06/04/2013 at 8:15am / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
by sammarli530 / 05/29/2013 at 12:24pm / United States (Illinois) / Money
by Amber / 05/28/2013 at 7:42pm / United States (California) / Work
by Mylifesucks / 05/23/2013 at 1:11am / United States (Kentucky) / Miscellaneous
by JamiesMom / 05/13/2013 at 12:29am / United States (Michigan) / Animals
Today, I caught my 14-year-old daughter stealing alcohol from me. After berating her for half-an-hour I finally said, "At least you're not doing drugs." She gave me a guilty smile and sheepishly said, "At least I'm not a prostitute?" FML
by Anonymous / 05/02/2013 at 8:50pm / United States (Georgia) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 04/17/2013 at 1:39am / United States (California) / Intimacy
by ironies a b*tch / 04/13/2013 at 1:04am / United States (Illinois) / Transportation
by parental failure / 03/03/2013 at 12:03pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 03/01/2013 at 2:18am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Experience / 02/05/2013 at 3:19pm / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
by kk / 01/09/2013 at 11:07am / United States / Miscellaneous
by oh my son / 12/23/2012 at 1:02am / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
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