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Today, my boyfriend said that he doesn't have to marry me because we coincidentally have the same last name. FML

#21200981
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44028) - you deserved it (4972)

On 07/06/2014 at 9:27pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Today, I got really excited when I got an email from a guy I've been flirting with in my math class. Turns out he thinks I stole his calculator and wants it back immediately. There goes my chance. FML

#20880890
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39200) - you deserved it (3102)

On 09/14/2013 at 1:04pm - love - by crushed (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I got really excited when I got an email from a guy I've been flirting with in my math class. Turns out he thinks I stole his calculator and wants it back immediately. There goes my chance. FML

#20880890
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39200) - you deserved it (3102)

On 09/14/2013 at 1:04pm - love - by crushed (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I'm expected to buy a bassinet and/or a stroller/car-seat for my nephew because my brother trusted the pullout method for contraception. FML

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