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  • Number of comments : 20
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 11 posted

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Today, my boyfriend said that he doesn't have to marry me because we coincidentally have the same last name. FML

#21200981
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44277) - you deserved it (4988)

On 07/06/2014 at 9:27pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Today, I got really excited when I got an email from a guy I've been flirting with in my math class. Turns out he thinks I stole his calculator and wants it back immediately. There goes my chance. FML

#20880890
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39415) - you deserved it (3113)

On 09/14/2013 at 1:04pm - love - by crushed (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I got really excited when I got an email from a guy I've been flirting with in my math class. Turns out he thinks I stole his calculator and wants it back immediately. There goes my chance. FML

#20880890
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39415) - you deserved it (3113)

On 09/14/2013 at 1:04pm - love - by crushed (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, for the first time, I beat my brother in a game of CoD. Not being a gamer, I was ecstatic. Later, when I was in the shower, my brother snuck in the bathroom, yelled "Napalm strike!" and threw our cat over the shower curtain like a furry grenade from hell. FML

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253 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45183) - you deserved it (5066)

On 10/14/2011 at 12:11pm - kids - by MLGreco - United States



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