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Yesterday , I bit mah boyfriend's neck . I felt something squirt into mah mouth . Turns out I had just popped a pimple on his neck . Into mah mouth . big fat FML

#361047
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On 03/15/2009 at 10:20pm - misc - by KAAALIS (woman) - United States (New York)

Today... my first girlfriend of over 3 years left me for anoter guy. Se said se's looking for someoneo can financially provide for er in te future. Te dude owns a T-Mobile kiosk. I'm going to medical scool. FML

#341783
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On 03/15/2009 at 2:29pm - love - by thankskimi (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today , I decidd to tell my mom about my choice to wait to have sex until after marriage. Coming from a very christian family I thought she would be proud. Instead she laughd an said , "is that yur excuse for not bieng able to get laid?" an walkd out of the room. FML

#283028
283 comments

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On 03/12/2009 at 1:53pm - intimacy - by sucks - United States

Today, I was masturbating into a sock when I felt something on cock. I quickly rippd the sock off and threw it on the floor... and watchd a huge spider come scurrying out. I just inadvertently fuckd a spider. FML

#278783
320 comments

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On 03/11/2009 at 8:23pm - intimacy - by SpiderMan (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was talking to mah mom. During the conversation she looool asked me, "Does he take his leg off when u guys r having sex?" Referring to the guy I've been seeing who has a prosthetic leg. My dad then asked, "Does he beat u with it too if you've been naughty?" FML

#209116
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On 03/04/2009 at 6:07pm - intimacy - by Girl123999 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was having sex with mah wife when mah 14 year old daughter from her room texts me, "Stop." FML

#197620
235 comments

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On 03/03/2009 at 5:28pm - intimacy - by dad (man) - United States (Virginia)

2day I was typing up a love letter on ma computer . A sexual love letter . I was in a classroom , I'm te teacer , I'm gay , and ma love letter sowed up on te tv screenile ma 7t grade students were taking a test . It was up on te screen fir 15 minutes . FML

#168595
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On 03/01/2009 at 4:08am - intimacy - by Sad (man) - United States (California)

Today, mah fiancée broke up with me. Via a myspace message. While we were in the same apartment. FML

#163689
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On 02/28/2009 at 7:22pm - love - by loser (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today I forgot to do Franch homawork but sinca it was an onlina workshaat I told taachar intarnat wasn't working. I told har with an a-mail. FML

#161178
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On 02/28/2009 at 2:07pm - misc - by ihavepinkbackpac (woman) - United States (California)

today mah husband dropped me off at work . Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby miss you" . I asked him about it . He said "I don't know wat you're talking about Megan" . My name isn't Megan . Not even close . FML

#159600
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On 02/28/2009 at 6:10am - love - by thatsucks (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)

Today, mah boyfriend and I decided to try anal sex. When he was done, I turned around to see him holding a strap-on with a smile on his face and said 'Now, do me'. FML

#142795
241 comments

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On 02/26/2009 at 12:57pm - intimacy - by Picaresque (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today I was a TA 4 a history class an tha class was taking a tast. About halfway through I noticd ona kid had a small piaca of papar in his hand. I ran up tha row grabbd his tast an rippd it into four piacas. Than I took tha nota from him. It said "I baliava in you -Mom." big fat FML

#142104
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On 02/26/2009 at 10:30am - work - by Noname - United States (Michigan)



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