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  • Birth Date : Saturday 31 August 1991 (24 years)
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Today, my fiancée broke up with me because of an argument about a printer. FML

#12716438
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I agree, your life sucks (34211) - you deserved it (5930)

On 08/24/2010 at 4:19am - love - by T.T (woman) - New Zealand (Waikato)

Today, my girlfriend was giving me head while I was watching Star Trek and I accidentally called her Spock. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (61675) - you deserved it (332115)

On 03/12/2009 at 5:30am - intimacy - by Noname (man) - New Zealand (Canterbury)

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (258340) - you deserved it (88116)

On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)



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