About sythe511 : Hello! Yes, I took that picture myself at work. I love playing video games and working with electronics. I usually speak my mind, even if it means sparking controversy. Please don't be afraid to send me a message sometime!
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by 4lphab3t4 / 11/12/2015 at 8:11pm / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Health
by Anonymous / 11/08/2015 at 1:15am / Canada (Quebec) / Miscellaneous
Today, I found out that aside from being savagely overworked and treated like shit for zero pay, another one of my responsibilities as an intern is to take the blame for my boss accidentally posting a link to a porn site on the company's Twitter account. FML
by Anonymous / 11/03/2015 at 12:54pm / United States / Work
by fuck off you fucking shitburglar / 10/31/2015 at 6:20am / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Transportation
by GonnaLockUpMySpices / 10/29/2015 at 9:34pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by MyLegsHurt / 10/28/2015 at 6:18pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was supposed to start my vacation in Italy. I guess not everyone heard that I canceled it due to health problems, because this morning I caught two of my "friends" unplugging my TV after breaking into my house. FML
by Anonymous / 10/28/2015 at 11:28am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I walked in on my best friend with his hand down my girlfriend's pants and her moaning for him to "keep going". She had the brass balls to claim she had a "tummy ache" and that he was just rubbing her stomach better. I may be a total dumbass, but I'm not THAT stupid. FML
by Anonymous / 10/23/2015 at 4:10pm / Canada (New Brunswick) / Intimacy
Today, it's job interview day. In the elevator on the way there, I overheard potential candidates talking about the boss of the company, mocking his alleged lack of credibility. Who's the boss? Me. They don't know that yet. FML
by Oli974 / 10/22/2015 at 9:08am / France (Rhone-Alpes) / Work
by jzidar24 / 10/21/2015 at 10:37pm / United States (Michigan) / Love
Today, my soon to be ex-wife told her friends that we're getting a divorce because I'm physically abusive. I guess that sounded better than the truth: that she waited 8 months into her pregnancy to tell me that the child probably isn't even mine. FML
Today, I noticed a guy checking out my ass in the mirror behind the bar where I work. He was cute, so I thought I'd put on a little show. I bent over to reach for something near the floor, which caused me to let rip a series of uncontrollable farts, like popping bubble wrap. He quickly left. FML
by bubblewrap / 10/20/2015 at 6:13am / United Kingdom (Swindon) / Love
by Anonymous / 10/17/2015 at 4:17am / Australia / Love
Today, I awoke to the sound of my neighbor's attacking my car with a baseball bat accusing me of calling the cops on them. I did call the cops on them, after they screamed at me last night, drunkenly, to call the cops for them because they thought they were being robbed. FML
by Anonymous / 10/11/2015 at 11:34am / United States (Kentucky) / Transportation
by Anonymous / 10/10/2015 at 2:39am / Canada (British Columbia) / Love
- Today, my boyfriend gave me a hickey on my breast. To be fair I decided to give him a hickey on his… Today, my fiancée called off our wedding, because she found out I had sex with another woman. Three… Today, I was getting intimate with my current bootycall when he thought it would be funny to make…