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sythe511

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sythe511

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 18 July 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 4795
  • Number of comments : 129
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About sythe511 : Hello! Yes, I took that picture myself at work. I love playing video games and working with electronics. I usually speak my mind, even if it means sparking controversy. Please don't be afraid to send me a message sometime!

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Visits<b>kayla_everson</b> - the 08/26/2015 at 1:24pm<b>Hiimhaileypotter</b> - the 06/30/2015 at 11:02pm<b>TrixZ</b> - the 06/25/2015 at 1:25am<b>e_is_for_eli</b> - the 06/16/2015 at 9:17pm<b>BlondeSlasher</b> - the 06/02/2015 at 4:47am<b>the_aspect</b> - the 04/10/2015 at 8:45am<b>OhWhoCares</b> - the 04/09/2015 at 10:59pm<b>Lesser</b> - the 04/06/2015 at 2:01am<b>sprigs_</b> - the 04/06/2015 at 1:41am<b>teapotrevolt</b> - the 04/05/2015 at 10:37pm<b>AlliTheKat</b> - the 04/05/2015 at 7:52pm<b>Ajf92002</b> - the 04/05/2015 at 4:50pm<b>supersavvy</b> - the 04/02/2015 at 8:51pm<b>IndicaPaincakes</b> - the 03/24/2015 at 4:45pm<b>Mahkoi</b> - the 03/22/2015 at 11:13am<b>_Marco_Polo_</b> - the 03/22/2015 at 3:53am<b>emxy92</b> - the 03/09/2015 at 7:46am<b>csmiles</b> - the 03/09/2015 at 3:03am

Fucked!<b>kayla_everson</b> - the 08/26/2015 at 7:24pm<b>e_is_for_eli</b> - the 06/17/2015 at 3:17am<b>OhWhoCares</b> - the 04/06/2015 at 4:34am<b>Ajf92002</b> - the 04/05/2015 at 10:50pm

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Supersize Menu

You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.

I like your style

You've liked someone. How cute!

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

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sythe511's favorite FMLs

Today, the professor I've had a crush on informed me that there's only one way left I could still pass his course. Thinking this was an attempt to flirt with me, I told him I'd do anything he could imagine. He then looked confused when he asked me to write an essay. FML

#21458908
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10010) - you deserved it (29756)

On 08/21/2015 at 3:43pm - misc - by notwhatithought (woman) - Germany (Bayern)

Today, I was putting the cat outside. He wouldn't go, so I kicked him. Then I woke up to my husband screaming. I’d been dreaming, and the "cat" I kicked was his family jewels. FML

#21458762
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21951) - you deserved it (7960)

On 08/21/2015 at 4:33am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I took my daughter to the zoo, because she loves tigers. Correction: she used to love tigers, until one sprayed urine on her from a distance of four meters. FML

#21458732
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21382) - you deserved it (5043)

On 08/21/2015 at 1:55am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, while I was taking a long relaxing shower, the shower head decided to fly off and hit me in the face. The dentist couldn't stop laughing. FML

#21458540
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18968) - you deserved it (4743)

On 08/20/2015 at 5:24pm - misc - by sstahpp (woman) - South Africa (Gauteng)

Today, my sister recorded the sound of me having intense diarrhea, retching at the stench, and eventually breaking down in tears. I only found out when I saw she'd posted it online, with the caption "lol #gaytard #sorrynotsorry". I've never been called a pussy by so many people before. FML

#21457966
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20978) - you deserved it (3564)

On 08/19/2015 at 8:14am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, my drill sergeant was yelling at me and asking me questions. I got a question wrong, and he asked me if I am a "Shit Sandwich". I replied "Yes sir, with extra cheese." I'm running miles till the day I die. FML

#21457342
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24580) - you deserved it (8954)

On 08/17/2015 at 9:55pm - work - by BarhydtBran - United States (California)

Today, to prove that my girlfriend is a "total skank", my best friend seduced her and showed me the video he secretly filmed of it. FML

#21457226
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26410) - you deserved it (2437)

On 08/17/2015 at 4:14pm - intimacy - by YES I MEAN *EX* GIRLFRIEND (man) - Canada

Today, I asked out the man of my dreams. He's smart, attractive, and has a steady job. Imagine my surprise when he accepted. Then imagine my surprise when he followed up with "Hah, just kidding. You're fuckin' BORING!" FML

#21457207
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23406) - you deserved it (2086)

On 08/17/2015 at 3:20pm - love - by ThroatSlasher (woman) - United Kingdom (North East Lincolnshire)

Today, I had to serve an incredibly rude and irrationally angry customer, but I managed to keep my cool. When he finally went to leave with his purchase, I wished him a good day. He whirled around and yelled "I'll have whatever the fuck kind of day I want, bitch!" FML

#21453572
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26340) - you deserved it (1792)

On 08/08/2015 at 6:23pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I witnessed my dad wake himself from a nap with his own fart and start panicking in confusion. I guess I shouldn't have broken down laughing, because he demanded to know what I did to him. He didn't believe the truth and bitched me out for screwing around. FML

#21453366
31 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22149) - you deserved it (1924)

On 08/08/2015 at 1:18am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada

Today, my wife handed over most of our son's college fund, in cash, to an investment scammer going by the name "Herp A. Derpson". FML

#21453336
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27820) - you deserved it (3079)

On 08/08/2015 at 12:02am - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, a bunch of friends and I went skinny dipping in a pond. The guys all grabbed the ladies' underpants and waved then around. My bloody pad was inside of one of them. FML

#21451285
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26425) - you deserved it (14029)

On 08/03/2015 at 11:29am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, my roommates decided to do some experimental baking. To be supportive, I tried one of their creations. I've been alternating between vomiting and diarrhea for the past hour. My jaw is sore from vomiting, and I can barely muster the energy to flush between "switching sides" anymore. FML

#21451161
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24877) - you deserved it (2060)

On 08/03/2015 at 1:31am - health - by sendhelp - United States (Utah)

Today, during a blowjob, my girlfriend decided to try something new by squeezing my balls as hard as she could as I came, for a "more intense orgasm". All she gave me was a ruptured testicle. FML

#21448216
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28628) - you deserved it (2392)

On 07/27/2015 at 8:08pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, my religious friend and I ended up having wild sex in the back of his mom's minivan. We got interrupted by a priest knocking at our window. Well played God, well played. FML

#21444515
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28011) - you deserved it (7727)

On 07/20/2015 at 1:48pm - intimacy - by Marika - United States (California)



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