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systeminitiated
  • Town/Country : Vaughan, Canada
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 18 January 1990 (22 years)
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Today, I was supposed to catch a 4:40 flight to New York. My 5 year old son handed me my carry on bag as I left the house. Turns out he had put his older brother's BB gun into my bag to "keep me safe." I missed my flight after I was detained and strip-searched. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (49537) - you deserved it (4102)

On 05/10/2009 at 1:05am - kids - by sucksforme. (man) - Canada (Ontario)