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About symfora : Kinda nerdy...I play WoW and love the Halo universe(books and all).
I like your style
You've liked someone. How cute!
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.
Today, I tried to blackmail my douchebag boss for a raise, since I had ample proof that he's screwing a co-worker. Turns out he and his wife are in an open relationship, and HR doesn't give a damn about office romances. Now I have to quit or deal with the most hostile work environment ever. FML
Today, I pulled a muscle in my right shoulder and can barely move my arm. My friends keep asking if I'm sure it wasn't from jerking off too much. Truth is, I pulled it by playing on my computer too much. FML
Friday 27 February 2015