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symfora
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Sunday 15 January 1984 (31 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 433
  • Number of comments : 16
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About symfora : Kinda nerdy...I play WoW and love the Halo universe(books and all).

symfora's page activity

Visits<b>bigdog80</b> - 6 hours ago<b>StickyPickles</b> - 11 hours ago<b>ryot55</b> - the 05/19/2015 at 6:14pm<b>GrinchFu1</b> - the 05/18/2015 at 12:18am<b>kristen5286</b> - the 05/14/2015 at 10:49am<b>missa8604</b> - the 04/27/2015 at 3:23pm<b>knightofdarkness</b> - the 04/24/2015 at 12:38am<b>Darkness_Hate</b> - the 04/23/2015 at 3:30pm<b>scott421</b> - the 04/21/2015 at 10:07am<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 04/19/2015 at 10:59am<b>ADBurns</b> - the 04/16/2015 at 5:25am<b>an3ph</b> - the 04/16/2015 at 12:04am<b>chucksfriday</b> - the 04/15/2015 at 12:01am<b>dakatabg</b> - the 04/14/2015 at 10:24pm<b>imkool136</b> - the 04/14/2015 at 7:34pm<b>devildog562</b> - the 04/14/2015 at 7:32pm<b>Delsanity</b> - the 04/13/2015 at 11:09am<b>Manosapo</b> - the 04/07/2015 at 2:20pm

Fucked!<b>missa8604</b> - the 04/27/2015 at 9:24pm<b>pait_loves_shane</b> - the 02/28/2015 at 3:03am<b>_kyleG_</b> - the 02/27/2015 at 3:13am<b>dk1991</b> - the 02/23/2015 at 5:47pm<b>hasanjk</b> - the 02/19/2015 at 2:29pm<b>ADBurns</b> - the 02/19/2015 at 1:11pm<b>Steve95401</b> - the 02/19/2015 at 6:13am<b>moiqbal</b> - the 02/19/2015 at 5:28am<b>kg200466</b> - the 02/19/2015 at 5:14am<b>i_lik_tomaters</b> - the 02/19/2015 at 1:43am<b>martin8337</b> - the 02/19/2015 at 1:07am

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symfora's favorite FMLs

Today, I broke my leg. My mom told me I still have to go to tennis class tomorrow because the course isn't refundable. FML

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68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29263) - you deserved it (2059)

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Today, I tried to stage an intervention for a friend who abuses drugs. I ended up with my hair on fire. FML

#21359096
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28891) - you deserved it (3645)

On 02/19/2015 at 8:34am - misc - by Anonymous -

Today, I tried to blackmail my douchebag boss for a raise, since I had ample proof that he's screwing a co-worker. Turns out he and his wife are in an open relationship, and HR doesn't give a damn about office romances. Now I have to quit or deal with the most hostile work environment ever. FML

#21358578
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13639) - you deserved it (57341)

On 02/18/2015 at 1:06pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Norfolk)

Today, I pulled a muscle in my right shoulder and can barely move my arm. My friends keep asking if I'm sure it wasn't from jerking off too much. Truth is, I pulled it by playing on my computer too much. FML

Today, while cleaning my ears with Q-tips, I came in my pants. FML

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150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50740) - you deserved it (18085)

On 08/13/2013 at 7:53pm - intimacy - by ANON (man) - United States (California)



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