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symfora
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Sunday 15 January 1984 (32 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 722
  • Number of comments : 17
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About symfora : Married. Mom. Geek.

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Visits<b>Arnoud</b> - the 02/09/2016 at 4:24pm<b>ldhull</b> - the 02/09/2016 at 2:36pm<b>kg200466</b> - the 02/08/2016 at 8:36pm<b>am1717</b> - the 02/07/2016 at 10:56am<b>aruden</b> - the 02/03/2016 at 12:37am<b>cprad11</b> - the 02/01/2016 at 10:23pm<b>Ruskiy_Cherep</b> - the 02/01/2016 at 3:51am<b>Toonice45</b> - the 01/20/2016 at 7:50am<b>Kuibe</b> - the 01/12/2016 at 4:34pm<b>tj1540</b> - the 01/12/2016 at 6:53am<b>Leo619</b> - the 01/11/2016 at 8:40pm<b>shaobi</b> - the 01/05/2016 at 10:09pm<b>jakers8424</b> - the 12/25/2015 at 5:27am<b>XxDanno316xX</b> - the 12/08/2015 at 12:50am<b>MortenM</b> - the 12/05/2015 at 2:24am<b>ARetardedSeal</b> - the 12/05/2015 at 1:07am<b>FyeahPoet</b> - the 12/04/2015 at 2:13pm<b>schreibergx93</b> - the 12/04/2015 at 11:10am

Fucked!<b>Mysterious_one</b> - the 11/07/2015 at 6:51pm<b>jonomc</b> - the 11/05/2015 at 5:50pm<b>The_Avatar</b> - the 11/02/2015 at 10:34pm<b>XxDanno316xX</b> - the 10/29/2015 at 2:42pm<b>StickyPickles</b> - the 10/25/2015 at 10:17pm<b>NodakN8V</b> - the 09/24/2015 at 8:00pm<b>giantsfan2010</b> - the 09/13/2015 at 9:55am<b>khoov19</b> - the 09/07/2015 at 11:21pm<b>DA3Z</b> - the 09/07/2015 at 4:45am<b>Awahso</b> - the 09/04/2015 at 8:22am<b>QBChris43</b> - the 09/03/2015 at 1:24am<b>apcsox</b> - the 08/30/2015 at 4:42pm<b>Tander</b> - the 08/30/2015 at 3:22am<b>koganti</b> - the 08/28/2015 at 9:55am<b>Toonice45</b> - the 08/27/2015 at 5:03am<b>Soldierman</b> - the 08/27/2015 at 4:43am<b>bridges13</b> - the 08/21/2015 at 6:12am<b>lukian</b> - the 08/19/2015 at 9:47am

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symfora's favorite FMLs

Today, I broke my leg. My mom told me I still have to go to tennis class tomorrow because the course isn't refundable. FML

#21364862
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31182) - you deserved it (2301)

On 02/27/2015 at 9:25pm - health - by Ouch (woman) - Hong Kong

Today, I tried to stage an intervention for a friend who abuses drugs. I ended up with my hair on fire. FML

#21359096
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30822) - you deserved it (4077)

On 02/19/2015 at 8:34am - misc - by Anonymous -

Today, I tried to blackmail my douchebag boss for a raise, since I had ample proof that he's screwing a co-worker. Turns out he and his wife are in an open relationship, and HR doesn't give a damn about office romances. Now I have to quit or deal with the most hostile work environment ever. FML

#21358578
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14780) - you deserved it (60546)

On 02/18/2015 at 1:06pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Norfolk)

Today, I pulled a muscle in my right shoulder and can barely move my arm. My friends keep asking if I'm sure it wasn't from jerking off too much. Truth is, I pulled it by playing on my computer too much. FML

Today, while cleaning my ears with Q-tips, I came in my pants. FML

#20835942
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52275) - you deserved it (18580)

On 08/13/2013 at 7:53pm - intimacy - by ANON (man) - United States (California)



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