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  • Birth Date : Sunday 23 August 1992 (21 years)
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Today, I found out that my lover and boyfriend of over 5 years has me listed in his contacts as "Vagina". FML

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139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46554) - you deserved it (6583)

On 03/02/2014 at 3:44am - love - by ouch (woman) - United States (Iowa)

Today, my girlfriend and I started fighting. Instead of arguing for herself, she decided to set her puppy on me. Only "Puppy" is the name of her fully-grown police-trained German Shepherd. FML

#20847973
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49376) - you deserved it (6663)

On 08/21/2013 at 2:58pm - animals - by mykhael (man) - United States (Louisiana)



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