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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 23 August 1992 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 2692
  • Number of comments : 369
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About syki : I'm a chick. I don't know why the app won't let me save that in my profile. Maybe the universe is trying to tell me something…

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You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

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You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

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syki's favorite FMLs

Today, I asked my 10-year-old son what he wants to be when he grows up. He smiled broadly and said "A porn star!" FML

#21237548
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41966) - you deserved it (6934)

On 08/14/2014 at 4:44pm - kids - by cahsecuel (woman) - France (Midi-Pyrenees)

Today, I found out that my lover and boyfriend of over 5 years has me listed in his contacts as "Vagina". FML

#21075644
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50807) - you deserved it (7090)

On 03/02/2014 at 3:44am - love - by ouch (woman) - United States (Iowa)

Today, my girlfriend and I started fighting. Instead of arguing for herself, she decided to set her puppy on me. Only "Puppy" is the name of her fully-grown police-trained German Shepherd. FML

#20847973
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54270) - you deserved it (7280)

On 08/21/2013 at 2:58pm - animals - by mykhael (man) - United States (Louisiana)



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