Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

syki

Offline (the 08/28/2014 at 2:37pm) | Search for a member

syki

0Liked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Sunday 23 August 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 2107
  • Number of comments : 293
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

This member hasn't filled in the description.

syki's page activity

Visits<b>Shrekie</b> - the 01/19/2015 at 4:35am<b>logangrantt</b> - the 01/16/2015 at 11:49pm<b>ClockworkPoleaxe</b> - the 12/31/2014 at 11:16pm<b>meb123hazel</b> - the 12/25/2014 at 12:12pm<b>kerstileann</b> - the 12/22/2014 at 2:21pm<b>ermagherdaturdis</b> - the 12/16/2014 at 1:31pm<b>ethan_unoxx</b> - the 12/07/2014 at 8:21pm<b>nerdtron430</b> - the 11/30/2014 at 3:38pm<b>stonedfly3</b> - the 11/26/2014 at 7:34pm<b>Nicox13</b> - the 11/11/2014 at 7:46am<b>southisup</b> - the 11/10/2014 at 10:54pm<b>fmlloverlove</b> - the 11/04/2014 at 2:13am<b>omgpp</b> - the 11/03/2014 at 10:17pm<b>supertacowaffle</b> - the 11/02/2014 at 3:57am<b>singer0421</b> - the 10/19/2014 at 11:45pm<b>Fooflybag</b> - the 10/18/2014 at 11:05pm<b>Toughsky</b> - the 10/06/2014 at 11:30pm<b>cluch3</b> - the 10/05/2014 at 4:23pm

syki's FML badges

Perfectionist

Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.

I never take things to heart

Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

See all of syki's badges

syki's favorite FMLs

Today, I asked my 10-year-old son what he wants to be when he grows up. He smiled broadly and said "A porn star!" FML

#21237548
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38284) - you deserved it (6018)

On 08/14/2014 at 4:44pm - kids - by cahsecuel (woman) - France (Midi-Pyrenees)

Today, I found out that my lover and boyfriend of over 5 years has me listed in his contacts as "Vagina". FML

#21075644
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47290) - you deserved it (6692)

On 03/02/2014 at 3:44am - love - by ouch (woman) - United States (Iowa)

Today, my girlfriend and I started fighting. Instead of arguing for herself, she decided to set her puppy on me. Only "Puppy" is the name of her fully-grown police-trained German Shepherd. FML

#20847973
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50514) - you deserved it (6798)

On 08/21/2013 at 2:58pm - animals - by mykhael (man) - United States (Louisiana)



Idan Schneider's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • Idan Schneider's illustrated FML
  • Oi! Stop "playing" that digeridoo and get out! There, now that I've tidied up my apartment, we can begin. How are you all doing? Have you got your leather jacket out of storage to go hang out down at…

Thursday 22 January 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: