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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 23 February 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1423
  • Number of comments : 117
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About sydie5 : •Alternative music is my love
--Coldplay, Florence + The Machine, Adele, Paramore, Snow Patrol, Fun., Birdy, Dashboard Confessional, The Killers, Kings of Leon, The Used
•I express myself through writing songs, music, guitar, piano, my voice, poetry, and writing stories.
--I'm producing my own album which will be coming out on iTunes soon
•My life is consumed by volleyball for club and school.
•I'm a Christian. 
--I'm not the stereotypical "judgmental Christian", although I classify myself as a Christian, I mainly just attempt to follow the Bible, go about my way, and let you go about yours. (unless of course you approach me and strike up a conversation about religion, then I'll talk about it. Feel free to message me.)
Kbye, happy creeping!

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