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  • Town/Country : Otago, New Zealand
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 7 January 1994 (20 years)
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  • Number of comments : 8
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

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Today, after a party, I brought a girl to the flat I share with my 2 best friends. While we are doing it, she asks me "You're not afraid your friends could hear us?". The only answer that spontaneously came out of my mouth: "Don't worry, they're used to it". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15893) - you deserved it (78568)

On 10/27/2008 at 12:57am - intimacy - by Daemon - Sent from mobile version

Today, we had some family over. A nasty need to wank seized me when I saw her: my 17-year-old cousin. I went to my parents' unoccupied bedroom. My sister's baby walkie-talkie was switched on, and the whole family heard me. FML

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On 10/25/2008 at 12:55pm - intimacy - by VIVI -

Today, the real estate guy came with potential buyers to visit my house. He opened my bedroom while I was wanking. FML

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