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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 6 December 1986 (28 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1299
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About switchgurl20 : Weird, quirky.
Im from trinidad in the caribbean. Lifes good, good to be content.
I say stupid stuff without thinking sometimes.
I like grunge rock like nirvana
Punk rock like green day, sum 41, puddle of mudd
Alternative rock like avril lavigne, maroon 5- adam is hot!, switchfoot, foo fighters
Some christian rock like stellar kart, delirious.

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Today, my 12 year old son came ome from scool an informed me tat e bougt an air guitar for $20. He onestly tinks tis is a good price. FML


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On 05/10/2011 at 1:18am - kids - by Whatdididowrong? -

today mah identical twin sister got in trouble fir sneaking out of the house to see her boyfriend. My father decided to ground both of us , because it would be "too confusing" fir him otherwise. FML


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On 05/05/2011 at 5:04pm - kids - by Monika (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

yesterday after teaching mah 4 year old son about the concept of "Stranger Danger," we had gone to a park full of people. When I walked up to him to tell him we had to leave, he ran, screaming "Stranger! Don't touch me!" FML


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On 05/03/2011 at 1:01am - kids - by armywife980 -

Today, I actually eard my 14 year old son muse to imself, "If I can drive drunk in Grand Teft Auto, ow ard could it be in real life?" FML


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On 04/26/2011 at 3:20pm - kids - by nomorexbox - United States (Georgia)

I managd to multitask too much at work. I turnd around , adjustd mah glasses , swept hair out of mah face , and blinkd. In the process I walkd into mah manager , causing me to simultaneously punch myself in the mouth. FML


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On 07/25/2010 at 2:13am - work - by longday (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today my siblings overpowered me and duct taped me to a chair. Helpless I had to wait until my dad got home so he could help me. Instead the first thing he did was reach for his camera to take a picture. big fat FML


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On 06/12/2010 at 2:55pm - kids - by kingwalrus - United Kingdom (Warwickshire)

Today, We Were Drawing Self-portraits In Scool . I'm Orrible At Art, So I Turned To Te Person Next To Me An Stated Tat Mine Looked Really Ugly . He Replied Saying, "No, It Looks Exactly Lyk You." Mega FML


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On 02/22/2010 at 4:24pm - misc - by quasimodo - United States (Minnesota)

Today... I was walking downstairs to the subway. At the top of the stairs this hobo was peeing. Two seconds before... I told mah friend I felt rain. It wasn't rain. FML


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On 05/01/2009 at 9:15am - misc - by DudeManBro69 (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Yesterday, I woke up with the worst cold, ever. My nose was running like crazy an my eyes were all puffy. So I stumbld over to the medicine cabinet an took wat I thought were three tylenol cold's. Two hours later I'm still sick an I can't leave the bathroom. They were laxatives. FML


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On 04/30/2009 at 9:40pm - health - by fuckmyliiiiiiife (woman) - United States (New York)

Today , my boyfriend dumpd me because he said he needd to be with someone smart so that he could impress his parents. I just got acceptd into medical school. When I pointd that out to him , he addd that he needd to be with someone attractive. FML


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On 03/22/2009 at 9:10pm - love - by Lily (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Yesterday, I met a guy at a bar an we went back to my room. We start having sex an about 30 second in he stops an says it's not right - he likes me too much for a one night stand. He gives me his number, a kiss on the cheek an leaves. Turns out he already came. I call his phone - wrong number. FML


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On 02/25/2009 at 11:51pm - intimacy - by jsw029 (woman) - United States (Illinois)

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