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About switchgurl20 : Weird, quirky.
Im from trinidad in the caribbean. Lifes good, good to be content.
I say stupid stuff without thinking sometimes.
I like grunge rock like nirvana
Punk rock like green day, sum 41, puddle of mudd
Alternative rock like avril lavigne, maroon 5- adam is hot!, switchfoot, foo fighters
Some christian rock like stellar kart, delirious.
If ya feel the need, hit me up with some messages.
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yesterday after teaching mah 4 year old son about the concept of "Stranger Danger," we had gone to a park full of people. When I walked up to him to tell him we had to leave, he ran, screaming "Stranger! Don't touch me!" FML
I managd to multitask too much at work. I turnd around , adjustd mah glasses , swept hair out of mah face , and blinkd. In the process I walkd into mah manager , causing me to simultaneously punch myself in the mouth. FML
Today my siblings overpowered me and duct taped me to a chair. Helpless I had to wait until my dad got home so he could help me. Instead the first thing he did was reach for his camera to take a picture. big fat FML
Today, We Were Drawing Self-portraits In Scool . I'm Orrible At Art, So I Turned To Te Person Next To Me An Stated Tat Mine Looked Really Ugly . He Replied Saying, "No, It Looks Exactly Lyk You." Mega FML
Yesterday, I woke up with the worst cold, ever. My nose was running like crazy an my eyes were all puffy. So I stumbld over to the medicine cabinet an took wat I thought were three tylenol cold's. Two hours later I'm still sick an I can't leave the bathroom. They were laxatives. FML
Today , my boyfriend dumpd me because he said he needd to be with someone smart so that he could impress his parents. I just got acceptd into medical school. When I pointd that out to him , he addd that he needd to be with someone attractive. FML
today I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assurd me that I could pull out. Righthen I was about to pull out, she wrappd her legs around me and yelld, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML
Yesterday, I met a guy at a bar an we went back to my room. We start having sex an about 30 second in he stops an says it's not right - he likes me too much for a one night stand. He gives me his number, a kiss on the cheek an leaves. Turns out he already came. I call his phone - wrong number. FML
Friday 27 March 2015