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switchgurl20
  • Town/Country : San Fernando, trinidad
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 6 December 1986 (26 years)
  • Number of visits : 645
  • Number of comments : 66
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About switchgurl20 : Weird, quirky.
Im from trinidad in the caribbean. Lifes good, good to be content.
I say stupid stuff without thinking sometimes.
I like grunge rock like nirvana
Punk rock like green day, sum 41, puddle of mudd
Alternative rock like avril lavigne, maroon 5- adam is hot!, switchfoot, foo fighters
Some christian rock like stellar kart, delirious.

If ya feel the need, hit me up with some messages.

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Today, I finally found out where my great grandmother's antique handheld mirror disappeared to. According to the headmaster, my eleven year old son has been using it to look up his classmates' dresses at school. FML

#18095275
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18921) - you deserved it (1973)

On 10/28/2011 at 8:25am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, my dad yelled at me for buying chunky peanut butter. He wanted smooth. Apparently he's "allergic to peanuts." I had to explain to him why his argument made no sense. FML

#17981660
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26561) - you deserved it (1924)

On 10/14/2011 at 10:41am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I learned the hard way that your little brother is not joking when he threatens to shave your eyebrows if you don't let him watch cartoons. FML

#17939452
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20795) - you deserved it (4637)

On 10/08/2011 at 11:53pm - kids - by hairless - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I was having horrible morning sickness. I was violently throwing up, could hardly breathe, and was gasping for air between each round of puking. My husband, in the other room playing video games, snapped and shouted, "Why can't you just be quiet?!" FML

#17311021
306 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35661) - you deserved it (4707)

On 07/30/2011 at 5:06pm - health - by Ceej - United States (Illinois)

Today, while having sex, my boyfriend decided to sing the Star Wars theme song as he entered his penis into me. FML

#17304826
301 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31578) - you deserved it (7551)

On 07/30/2011 at 1:14am - intimacy - by Taylor - United States (Texas)

Today, my girlfriend and I were taking a shower together. We were fooling around when she takes the shower head and starts spraying my penis with it. I asked her "what are you doing?" Her response: "I'm watering it to make it grow." FML

#16399874
31 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52263) - you deserved it (9883)

On 05/29/2011 at 10:04am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I told my kids that our family dog was getting too fat and we should give him a little less food. My youngest daughter whispered to her sister, "Mommy's fat and we still give her food." FML

#16303976
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26499) - you deserved it (13921)

On 05/22/2011 at 9:33pm - kids - by Fatty1970 - United States (Florida)

Today, I was sitting on the bus following a harrowing breakup. A boy of no more than 6 looked at me full of compassion and said, "Are you crying because you're ugly?" FML

#16116610
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36888) - you deserved it (4226) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 05/10/2011 at 10:56am - kids - by Hahapasdroleleptit - France

Today, my 12 year old son came home from school and informed me that he bought an air guitar for $20. He honestly thinks this is a good price. FML

#16113855
223 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27382) - you deserved it (9165)

On 05/10/2011 at 1:18am - kids - by Whatdididowrong? -

Today, my identical twin sister got in trouble for sneaking out of the house to see her boyfriend. My father decided to ground both of us, because it would be "too confusing" for him otherwise. FML

#16057937
201 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51335) - you deserved it (3593)

On 05/05/2011 at 5:04pm - kids - by Monika (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, after teaching my 4 year old son about the concept of "Stranger Danger," we had gone to a park full of people. When I walked up to him to tell him we had to leave, he ran, screaming "Stranger! Don't touch me!" FML

#16028300
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29105) - you deserved it (5748)

On 05/03/2011 at 1:01am - kids - by armywife980 -

Today, I actually heard my 14 year old son muse to himself, "If I can drive drunk in Grand Theft Auto, how hard could it be in real life?" FML

#15935332
359 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32922) - you deserved it (9363)

On 04/26/2011 at 3:20pm - kids - by nomorexbox - United States (Georgia)

Today, I managed to multitask too much at work. I turned around, adjusted my glasses, swept hair out of my face, and blinked. In the process I walked into my manager, causing me to simultaneously punch myself in the mouth. FML

#12097441
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15112) - you deserved it (4704)

On 07/25/2010 at 2:13am - work - by longday (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my siblings overpowered me and duct taped me to a chair. Helpless, I had to wait until my dad got home so he could help me. Instead, the first thing he did was reach for his camera to take a picture. FML

#11148383
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27728) - you deserved it (6868)

On 06/12/2010 at 2:55pm - kids - by kingwalrus - United Kingdom (Warwickshire)

Today, we were drawing self-portraits in school. I'm horrible at art, so I turned to the person next to me and stated that mine looked really ugly. He replied saying, "No, it looks exactly like you." FML

#8557301
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17166) - you deserved it (4548)

On 02/22/2010 at 4:24pm - misc - by quasimodo - United States (Minnesota)



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