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Today, I swam in a race against all of the girls in the midwest in the hardest, longest, most grueling race you can swim. I won. Happy but so tired I could barely move, I looked up to see my time. I had been disqualified. For flinching. Before the race started. FML
by Anonymous / 04/17/2009 at 1:07pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
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