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- 1Today, it's been six months since my husband and I have miscarried our daughter who we named Hana… 2Today, I discovered, after years of being grounded for losing my belongings, that I didn't actually… 3Today, eight tornados hit the town where I live. The only person who tried to get a hold of me and…
- Today, the guy I hooked up with last weekend texted me that I needed to "landscape my front lawn."… Today, my girlfriend gave me my first handjob. I was nervous, so when she went to do it, I panicked… Today, as I passed my fiancé the pancakes I had just made, he vocalised his happiness with a groan…