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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 2 May 1982 (32 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 804
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About swharley : I love music, dancing, theater, sports, movies, books, video games, computer games, and a good laugh. Which is why I'm here, it's always fun to read a few fmls in the morning or night! If you'd like to chat, just send me a message!

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swharley's favorite FMLs

Today, my husband said that when we have sex he almost gets as excited as he does when he gets a chopper gunner on Black Ops. FML

#14284666
210 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33654) - you deserved it (7263)

On 12/21/2010 at 12:01pm - intimacy - by Hannah - United States (Kansas)

Today, I saw a homeless man on the corner, I thought I would be generous and give him some cash. I rolled down my window and waved my hand for him to come over. As he was walking over, he was struck by another car. FML

#14228543
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44438) - you deserved it (5684)

On 12/16/2010 at 9:23pm - misc - by carson28 - United States (California)

Today, I asked my wife for her computer password because my computer crashed. After minutes of begging she finally told me. Turns out that her password happens to be her ex's name. FML

#14227030
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28523) - you deserved it (3262)

On 12/16/2010 at 7:20pm - love - by expassword (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I couldn't get into my car. In an attempt to get in, I broke a window. As I climbed in, the actual owner of the car walked up. Mine was across the street. FML

#14209327
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9415) - you deserved it (40551)

On 12/15/2010 at 12:48am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, my toddler stood up in a shopping cart and fell, giving himself a black eye. Later, while at a restaurant, he tried to stand up in his high-chair. I quickly blurted out, "Sit down! Do you want another one of those?" while pointing at his eye. The waiter wouldn’t stop glaring at me. FML

#14209243
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40501) - you deserved it (9574)

On 12/15/2010 at 12:42am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Nevada)

Today, my boyfriend thought it would be funny to speak Parseltongue to my vagina to "prepare the Chamber of Secrets for entry". FML

#14190460
208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40357) - you deserved it (9894)

On 12/13/2010 at 12:35pm - intimacy - by Wisconsin love - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my 21 year old boyfriend asked me what foreplay is. FML

#14181459
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29246) - you deserved it (4775)

On 12/12/2010 at 6:02pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I got married. Tonight, I received the best orgasm of my life. Not from my husband; from the jacuzzi tub in our honeymoon suite, where he was passed out drunk. FML

#14170745
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34637) - you deserved it (4490)

On 12/11/2010 at 9:20pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Montana)

Today, my parents decided I was old enough to know that my mother doesnt really have horrible nightmares. She's a screamer. FML

#4960471
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34793) - you deserved it (2496)

On 08/31/2009 at 7:48pm - intimacy - by UGH (woman) - United States (Florida)



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