About swharley : I love music, dancing, theater, sports, movies, books, video games, computer games, and a good laugh. Which is why I'm here, it's always fun to read a few fmls in the morning or night! If you'd like to chat, just send me a message!
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swharley's favorite FMLs
Today, I got fired from my job. My manager found Facebook pictures of me drinking underage at a party. He said he didn't want "that kind of image" associated with the business. It was his birthday party. He supplied the booze. FML
by Anonymous / 12/23/2010 at 5:04am / United States / Work
by Hannah / 12/21/2010 at 12:01pm / United States (Kansas) / Intimacy
Today, I saw a homeless man on the corner, I thought I would be generous and give him some cash. I rolled down my window and waved my hand for him to come over. As he was walking over, he was struck by another car. FML
by carson28 / 12/16/2010 at 9:23pm / United States (California) / Transportation
by expassword / 12/16/2010 at 7:20pm / United States (Oregon) / Love
by Anonymous / 12/15/2010 at 12:48am / United States (Washington) / Transportation
Today, my toddler stood up in a shopping cart and fell, giving himself a black eye. Later, while at a restaurant, he tried to stand up in his high-chair. I quickly blurted out, "Sit down! Do you want another one of those?" while pointing at his eye. The waiter wouldn’t stop glaring at me. FML
by Anonymous / 12/15/2010 at 12:42am / United States (Nevada) / Kids
by Wisconsin love / 12/13/2010 at 12:35pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 12/12/2010 at 6:02pm / United States (South Carolina) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 12/11/2010 at 9:20pm / United States (Montana) / Intimacy
by UGH / 08/31/2009 at 7:48pm / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
- Today, I’m a bus driver in Paris. A guy got on with a sheep. I told him that you can’t take the bus… Today, my boyfriend whispered to me, “I’m so tired of these fucking mosquitos.” When I asked why he… Today, because I’m on my period, I asked my boyfriend to turn around so I could change my clothes.…