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About sweettart83 : Just here for shits and giggles. Fml helps keep me (moderately) sane.
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
You see, sonny boy, moderating FMLs is a bit like running a marathon.
Today, my ex-boyfriend of over 4 years decided to turn up outside my house at 1am, drunk off his ass, to confess his love for me. When I told him I'd moved on and am happily engaged, he cried on the grass for an hour, then tried to steal my cat. FML
Friday 27 November 2015