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About sweettart83 : Just here for shits and giggles. Fml helps keep me (moderately) sane.
Who’s the fairest of them all?
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I moderated this!
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
Today, my ex-boyfriend of over 4 years decided to turn up outside my house at 1am, drunk off his ass, to confess his love for me. When I told him I'd moved on and am happily engaged, he cried on the grass for an hour, then tried to steal my cat. FML
Friday 27 March 2015