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sweettart83
  • Town/Country : Coolidge, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 18 September 1983 (29 years)
  • Number of visits : 146
  • Number of comments : 13
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About sweettart83 : Just here for shits and giggles. Fml helps keep me (moderately) sane.

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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

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200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.

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Today, I have been single and out of the game for so long that instead of having real wet dreams, I now dream about jacking off. FML

#20436185
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28426) - you deserved it (5411)

On 01/01/2013 at 12:26pm - intimacy - by lonely dreams - United States (Nevada)

Today, after giving my husband a new video game that he's been wanting, along with homemade waffles and a surprise blowjob, he gave me my gift: two packets of ramen noodles, and toilet paper. FML

#20423477
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33258) - you deserved it (3160)

On 12/26/2012 at 12:25pm - love - by annie_nk (woman) - United States (Utah)

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, my ex-boyfriend of over 4 years decided to turn up outside my house at 1am, drunk off his ass, to confess his love for me. When I told him I'd moved on and am happily engaged, he cried on the grass for an hour, then tried to steal my cat. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32897) - you deserved it (2854)

On 12/26/2012 at 12:18pm - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Victoria)



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