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  • Town/Country : Boca Raton, U.S
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Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that fist pumping during sex is not romantic. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13205) - you deserved it (1975)

On 06/06/2011 at 3:44am - intimacy - by ... - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I saw a hot guy at the laundromat. Wanting an excuse to talk to him, I tossed a pair of my red underwear into his washer. What I didn't realize was that he was washing his whites. Thanks to me, he now has an entire load of pink shirts and boxers. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5570) - you deserved it (50371)

On 05/27/2011 at 4:52pm - love - by nicole - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I was sitting beside a very cute girl on a 3 hour bus trip with my class. She fell asleep, head on my lap. She woke up because my erection was jabbing her in the cheek. FML

#15532710 (601)

I agree, your life sucks (45531) - you deserved it (20388)

On 03/28/2011 at 4:13pm - intimacy - by dickface - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was at the park when I saw a homeless man sleeping on a bench. I thought it would be funny to throw a small rock at him. He thought it would be funny to pull out his knife and chase me for six blocks. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32865) - you deserved it (488576)

On 06/11/2009 at 12:06pm - misc - by I_Am_The_Edge (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was taking a nap. Apparently, my two year old daughter decided to crawl on top of the covers on my bed because she was scared since there was a thunder storm. I thought she was one of our cats so I kicked her off. She hit the wall. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (59322) - you deserved it (144026)

On 06/02/2009 at 2:03pm - animals - by fmlfmlfml (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I ran over a squirrel. I saw it twitching, so I backed over it to end its suffering. It wasn't a squirrel; it was a kitten. The children it belonged to watched as I ran over their kitten. Twice. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (56675) - you deserved it (138540)

On 04/07/2009 at 8:11pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)



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