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Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that fist pumping during sex is not romantic. FML

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On 06/06/2011 at 3:44am - intimacy - by ... - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I saw a hot guy at the laundromat. Wanting an excuse to talk to him, I tossed a pair of my red underwear into his washer. What I didn't realize was that he was washing his whites. Thanks to me, he now has an entire load of pink shirts and boxers. FML

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On 05/27/2011 at 4:52pm - love - by nicole - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I was sitting beside a very cute girl on a 3 hour bus trip with my class. She fell asleep, head on my lap. She woke up because my erection was jabbing her in the cheek. FML

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On 03/28/2011 at 4:13pm - intimacy - by dickface - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was taking a nap. Apparently, my two year old daughter decided to crawl on top of the covers on my bed because she was scared since there was a thunder storm. I thought she was one of our cats so I kicked her off. She hit the wall. FML

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