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Today, I drove past a frehouse that had volunteer fremen taking collections. I take out a $20 an start to roll the window downhen I remember mah window was broken. I ended up driving by, holding the $20 against the window, staring at the freman. Now the freman thinks I was taunting him. FML

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On 04/18/2009 at 1:09am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Taday I mat mah girlfriand's parant fir tha first tima ovar dinnar . In ordar to maka a good imprassion I was as polita as possibla and triad to ba as angaging as I could . Naar tha and of dinnar mah girlfriand's mom says, "I likad yur old boyfriand battar." FML

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On 04/03/2009 at 4:48pm - misc - by str3tch - United States (Massachusetts)

TODAY, I WAS GOING TO A STOPLIGHT PARTY. GREEN SHIRT=SINGLE, YELLOW=HARD TO GET AN RED=TAKEN. I SHOW UP WEARING A RED SHIRT AN I SEE MY BOYFRIEND IN A GREEN SHIRT. THINKING IT WAS A MISTAKE, I ASK HIM JOKINGLYHY HE ISN'T WEARING RED. HE LOOKS AT ME WEIRD AN SAYS, "OH, YOU DIDN'T GET MY TEXT?" FML

#642666
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On 03/27/2009 at 12:47pm - misc - by 1234567898765432 - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I met mah girlfriend's very religious parents for dinner . Somehow we got to talking about her groin hernias that were repaired as a baby . I never knew she had hernias repaired an said, "But she doesn't have any scars down there." There was a long awkward silence . FML

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On 03/26/2009 at 3:37am - intimacy - by douchetard (man) - United States (Maryland)

today my crush and I were hooking up and as he slipped his hands up my shrt in order to "feel me up" he started rubbing around my whole torso . When I asked him what he was doing he replied "well I was looking fir yur boobs but apparently u have none" FML

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On 03/22/2009 at 11:18pm - intimacy - by tinytitty (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I went on Facebook to find that my little brother had messd with my profile. He wrote on my status that I'm a piece of shit, I have no life, an several other nasty an pervertd things. Underneath, it said 26 of my friends likd this. I'm new to Facebook. So far I have 26 friends. fat FML

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On 03/20/2009 at 4:40pm - misc - by noname (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my grlfriend was driving me to her house against my willhen I said, "Sometimes it's annoying that you always decidehere we go because you drive." She replied, "Yeah, I wish I could be more of the grl in this relationship." FML

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On 03/20/2009 at 1:08am - misc - by lukey_G (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was walking up to grlfriends house when her terrifying Marine Corps dad threw a football at me. Not being very athletic i surprised myself by catching it. He gestured fir me throw it back and i watched it spral wildy to the left and hit my grlfriends mom in the face. FML

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On 03/18/2009 at 1:41am - misc - by Jaxter (man) - United States (Idaho)

Today, Mah Parents Said That They Bought Me A Car. I Had Been Begging For One For A Year And They Always Said That I Would Have To Pay For It Myself. I Got Really Excited And Went To The Garage To See Mah New Ride. It Was A Hot Wheels Car With A Note Saying ( Save Your Money ). FML

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On 03/17/2009 at 2:17pm - money - by RdL (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I fell down a flight of stars onto cement and had to get stitches in mah knee!! The class I was running to was Buddhist Philosophyhere I was supposed to give a presentation on how we all need to slow down and stop rushing through life!! FML

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On 03/17/2009 at 3:19am - misc - by Noname - United States (Washington)

Today, Is My 16th Birthday. Thinking That My Parents Would Be Out Of Town For It Like They Had Every Other Year, I Decided It Would Be Fun To Tan Nude In My Backyard. Apparantly My Parents Set Up A Surprise Party For My Sweet 16. I Was Standing Naked Infront Of Half My School.

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On 03/16/2009 at 4:51pm - misc - by badbirthday (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I realized that I know more about the history of the Transformers than I do about talking to women. FML

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On 02/13/2009 at 3:17am - misc - by AwesomePGnarles (man) - United States (New York)

Yesterday, I was quietly having a bathhen I felt something fall onto my shoulder blade. I glanced over my shoulder an sawhat I thought were huge black spider legs. I screamed, completely hysterical, an I threw myself violently against a wall. It was my hair. mega FML

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On 12/26/2008 at 11:07pm - misc - by noname - Sent from mobile version

Today, during foreplay with my boyfriend, I putted my legs around his neck!! He pushed them away violently, shouting, "Bloody hell, it's prickling me!" I'd shaved the day before!! FML

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On 12/10/2008 at 2:48am - intimacy - by Sugao - Sent from mobile version

Today, during foreplay with my boyfriend, I putted my legs around his neck!! He pushed them away violently, shouting, "Bloody hell, it's prickling me!" I'd shaved the day before!! FML

#487
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On 12/10/2008 at 2:48am - intimacy - by Sugao - Sent from mobile version



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