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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 2 March 1992 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Single
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About swasticop : I miss the old internet society where there were no trolls, grammar nazis, wins, and fails. Those terms were not explicity known. Since they are now, I am a grammar Hitler for almost everything except capitilization, I might just troll, and you might not like me. That is all.

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