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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 15 September 1993 (20 years)
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  • Number of visits : 647
  • Number of comments : 138
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, I was stuck on the toilet with a huge stomachache after eating bad food the day before. I got up to flush when I noticed that there was a cockroach struggling feebly in the pile of crap. I'll never know if it got there before or after I crapped. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33347) - you deserved it (3198)

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