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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 3 May 1993 (23 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 194
  • Number of comments : 32
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About swampbilly : Welcome to swampbillys page, I'm currently enlisted in the marines waiting to go to basic so I sit my ass at the house workin out and drinkin read y'all stupid shit ha

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swampbilly's favorite FMLs

Today, I was masturbating, and out of the corner of my eye I saw a figure. It was my neighbor staring at me through the window with a total look of disgust. I moved in this weekend and hadn't yet introduced myself to her. FML

by Anonymous / 03/14/2012 at 3:31pm / United States (Oregon) / Intimacy

Today, I missed an important phone call. It's been so long since someone has called me that I didn't recognize my own ringtone. FML

by Anonymous / 03/01/2012 at 11:37am / New Zealand / Miscellaneous

Today, I farted in front of my husband. It somehow turned into a farting war. Then I realized this is the closest we've come to intimacy in a week. FML

by Susan / 02/28/2012 at 6:55am / Canada (Ontario) / Love