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About swampbilly : Welcome to swampbillys page, I'm currently enlisted in the marines waiting to go to basic so I sit my ass at the house workin out and drinkin read y'all stupid shit ha
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Today, I was masturbating, and out of the corner of my eye I saw a figure. It was my neighbor staring at me through the window with a total look of disgust. I moved in this weekend and hadn't yet introduced myself to her. FML