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swampbilly
  • Town/Country : MIAMI, florida
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 3 May 1993 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 98
  • Number of comments : 32
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About swampbilly : Welcome to swampbillys page, I'm currently enlisted in the marines waiting to go to basic so I sit my ass at the house workin out and drinkin read y'all stupid shit ha

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Today, I was masturbating, and out of the corner of my eye I saw a figure. It was my neighbor staring at me through the window with a total look of disgust. I moved in this weekend and hadn't yet introduced myself to her. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9847) - you deserved it (18546)

On 03/14/2012 at 3:31pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I missed an important phone call. It's been so long since someone has called me that I didn't recognize my own ringtone. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17244) - you deserved it (2614)

On 03/01/2012 at 11:37am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - New Zealand

Today, I farted in front of my husband. It somehow turned into a farting war. Then I realized this is the closest we've come to intimacy in a week. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17653) - you deserved it (4446)

On 02/28/2012 at 6:55am - love - by Susan - Canada (Ontario)



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