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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 12 November 1986 (28 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 3324
  • Number of comments : 75
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About swampbaby985 : I come here mostly for shits and giggles, nothing more.

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Today mah boss told me when I transfer to a Target in Orlando I should work in the clothing department. He said it would be a good way for me to meet chicks. I told him all the girls who work in clothing in that store r ugly as hell. Apparently his daughters work there. I never knew that. FML

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57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8552) - you deserved it (27117)

On 01/08/2010 at 12:39am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I Saw The Grl I Had Confessed My Love To Two Years Ago On The Bus. We Chatted 4 A Few Minutes And She Got Off On The Frst Stop, Saying That This Ishere She Had To Get Off. Twenty Minutes Later, I See Her In The Bus Next To Mine. The Bus Number Was 20. Like Mine. Mega FML

#6917396
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24279) - you deserved it (4891)

On 12/24/2009 at 4:35am - love - by busrides (man) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend of over a year told me that he will never marry me cuz we r different ethnicities and his parents don't approve. I was of course very upset and crying. His way to comfort me was by saying, "Don't worry, I will always cheat on my wife with you." FML

#6778697
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42023) - you deserved it (3326)

On 12/16/2009 at 2:28pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I faintd 4 the first time in life. I was in the shower. With girlfriend. Apparently, brain an erection had a battle 4 who got the most blood, an erection won. FML

#6583595
70 comments

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On 12/03/2009 at 12:50pm - intimacy - by Silent - United Kingdom (Hampshire)

Today... mah husband an I were at a wedding. When the DJ announcd that the bar was open... mah hubby was the only one to RUN to the bar while the other husbands stayd behind to dance with their wives... eyeing us in a werd way. FML

#6456010
68 comments

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On 11/26/2009 at 12:01am - misc - by Embarassedd (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Taday I lerened explosive diarrhea is real !! I felt it coming and dashed into our supermarket !! 10 feet in.!! !! liquid poo started spewing down mah pants legs !! 150 feet to go !! I ran !! It ran !! They watched !! After 15 minutes of cleaning.!! !! I slunk out !! Now.!! !! I have to fine a new market.!! !! maybe a new town !! FML

#6433881
104 comments

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On 11/24/2009 at 6:44am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Alabama)

Today, I was walking on te boardwalk wit ma mom wen an old man came up an asked me to marry im. He promised e would buy me a Mercedes if I did. Te man was omeless an delusional. My mom told me I sould take te offer because it would be te best offer I could get.

#6421285
37 comments

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On 11/23/2009 at 1:09pm - misc - by ellie (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I Was Playing With My Cat An Holding Her Upside Down. She Startd Frantically Meowing, But I Still Continud On Playing With Her. Seconds Later, She Got Explosive Diarrhea Everywhere, Including My Hair, Face, Shrt, An Mouth. FML

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177 comments

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On 10/28/2009 at 2:40pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today , I told the man I've been in love with for 3 years,ho also happens to be my boss , how I felt. He responds by filing sexual harassment charges against me. FML

#5814230
88 comments

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On 10/13/2009 at 10:13am - intimacy - by awwshit (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my ex said "I love you!" for te first time at a party in front of my boyfriend. Smugly satisfid, I said "Well, you're too late for tat." My ex lookd at me wit irritation and said "I'm talking to im!" and gesturd to my boyfriend. Tey'd been "best friends" since middle scool. FML

#5751188
73 comments

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On 10/10/2009 at 12:25am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Alabama)

TODAY, I GOT AN EMAIL FROM THE COMPANY THAT MANAGES MY CAT'S MICROCHIP INFORMING ME THAT I HAD TO UPDATE MY INFORMATION THAT HAD BEEN ENTERED BY THE LOCAL HUMANE SOCIETY. APPARENTLY, THEY LISTED MY CAT ( CORAL ) AS THE OWNER, AND ME AS THE PET. TO CHANGE IT, THEY NEEDED THE CAT'S SIGNATURE. FML

#5663418
126 comments

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On 10/05/2009 at 3:23pm - animals - by APetsPet (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I told my grlfriend of 9 months that I was ready 4 marriage and looool start having kids . She hasn't called or texted me since .

#5479094
216 comments

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On 09/26/2009 at 1:34am - love - by bigdawg702 (man) - United States

Today... it is mah wedding day. I couldn't find mah very expensive wedding dress anywhere. After almost 2 hours of panic and chaos... I found it in mah pool... covered in red paint... with a note on one of mah lounge chars reading... "Today is MY wedding day... bitch." FML

#5354968
249 comments

I agree, your life sucks (71581) - you deserved it (3756)

On 09/19/2009 at 5:04pm - misc - by weddingcrashed (woman) - United States (California)



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