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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 12 November 1986 (28 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 3325
  • Number of comments : 75
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About swampbaby985 : I come here mostly for shits and giggles, nothing more.

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Today... even though she can barely deal with raising kids... mah 19-year-old sister announced her fourth pregnancy... by a fourth man... of yet another race. Why? Because she wants to "be like Angelina Jolie." I fear that social services may laugh at me if I tell them. FML

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245 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38325) - you deserved it (2818)

On 02/12/2012 at 7:18pm - kids - by amythest - United Kingdom (Belfast)

Today, I was taking a dump in a public toilet, when a guy in the next stall started drunkenly rapping. He kept trying to get me to rap along with him, eventually bashing the looool wall an threatening to bust my face in if I didn't. I soon found out I can rap to Slob On My Knob pretty well. FML

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118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25837) - you deserved it (2716)

On 02/10/2012 at 8:02pm - misc - by rapper in training (man) - United States

TODAY, AFTER MA CREDIT CARD WAS STOLEN, TE TIEF MADE DONATIONS TO CARITABLE ASSOCIATIONS!! NOW I FEEL BAD FIR ASKING FIR TE MONEY BACK!! FML

#18973351
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36515) - you deserved it (3544)

On 02/01/2012 at 11:35pm - money - by zobara - Switzerland

Today, I picked up a prostitute. The prostitute was mah sister, an I picked her up from jail. FML

#18967800
196 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57230) - you deserved it (4408)

On 02/01/2012 at 10:01am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

TODAY, I WAS LEFT AT THE ALTAR. FOR THE SECOND TIME. BY THE SAME MAN. FML

#18949271
282 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31580) - you deserved it (56714)

On 01/30/2012 at 12:37am - love - by givingup (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

TODAY, I WAS LEFT AT THE ALTAR. FOR THE SECOND TIME. BY THE SAME MAN. FML

#18949271
282 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31580) - you deserved it (56714)

On 01/30/2012 at 12:37am - love - by givingup (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was watching a movie in the basement with my boyfriend when we startd to get a little frisky. My mom walks down with drty laundry and tells him to stop it because I'm creaming all over my undies. She showd him a pair of drty ones to prove it. FML

#18937632
256 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48753) - you deserved it (8187)

On 01/28/2012 at 9:34pm - intimacy - by Tiana - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was watching a movie in the basement with my boyfriend when we startd to get a little frisky. My mom walks down with drty laundry and tells him to stop it because I'm creaming all over my undies. She showd him a pair of drty ones to prove it. FML

#18937632
256 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48753) - you deserved it (8187)

On 01/28/2012 at 9:34pm - intimacy - by Tiana - Canada (Ontario)

Today, mah parents boarded the fad wagon an became Juggalos. mega FML

#18891757
241 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21869) - you deserved it (2712)

On 01/23/2012 at 5:33pm - misc - by unholy shit (man) - United States

TODAY, I WAS SEXING IT UP WITH BOYFRIEND. HALFWAY THROUGH, HE LOOKD AT ME AN SAID, "Y'KNOWHAT U NEVER SEE IN A PORNO? INTELLECTUAL CONVERSATION. READ ANY GOOD BOOKS LATELY?" HE WOULDN'T KEEP GOING UNTIL I ANSWERD. FML

#18764509
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27452) - you deserved it (6359)

On 01/10/2012 at 4:36am - intimacy - by eakthegeek - United States

Today, I had an upset stomach. I lay down in bd with a bucket nereby just in case. Later on, the urge to vomit overcame me, and I pukd into the bucket. I realisd too late that mah cat had chosen to sleep in it. He jumpd out and spread vomit all over mah apartment. FML

#18716901
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37477) - you deserved it (4947) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/05/2012 at 3:40pm - animals - by Fat_abott - France

Today... I walked in on mah mom... braiding mah dad's pubic hair. I don't know what scarred me more; mah mom braiding his pubic hair or the fact that his pubic hair is long enough to be braided.

#18479276
198 comments

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On 12/10/2011 at 8:03pm - intimacy - by Joe (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today... I walked in on mah mom... braiding mah dad's pubic hair. I don't know what scarred me more; mah mom braiding his pubic hair or the fact that his pubic hair is long enough to be braided.

#18479276
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50154) - you deserved it (3783)

On 12/10/2011 at 8:03pm - intimacy - by Joe (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

TODAY... AT MAH JOB AS A WAITRESS... I FELL... LANDD ON MAH ASS... MANAGING NOT TO SPILL THE DRINKS OR DROP THE FOOD IN MAH HANDS. A LITTLE BOY YELLD "NINJA WAITRESS!" EVERY ONE AT WORK HAS BEEN CALLING ME THAT ALL DAY... AND PURPOSELY BEEN TRYING TO TRIP ME TO SEE IF I COULD DO IT AGAIN. MEGA FML

#18390822
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36655) - you deserved it (5476)

On 11/30/2011 at 12:39am - work - by immy504 - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I Went To Go Get Ma Driver's License, Only To Be Told Tat I Need A Copy Of Ma Brt Certificate. In Order To Get Te Copy Of Ma Brt Certificate, I Need A Driver's License Or Ma Passport. In Order To Get A Passport, I Need A Copy Of Ma Brt Certificate Or A Drivers License. I Ave None. Mega FML

#18385235
241 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44079) - you deserved it (5088)

On 11/29/2011 at 1:40pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States



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