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  • Town/Country : Austin, Texas, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 19 September 1989 (23 years)
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Today, I was waiting downstairs at my boyfriend's house as he got ready to go. His mom came over and said she was so glad her son had met me, that I made him really happy. I smiled thinking how nice that was of her to say. She then continued, "Still, he tells me anal is a no?" FML

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