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Today, I was working at Tim Hortons. A lady was in line, and she couldnt make up her mind. 20 minutes later she finally decided to get something, and she reached in her pocket. I was hoping it was a tip, but she gave me a coupon for a haircut. FML

I agree, your life sucks (16133) - you deserved it (1707)

On 11/02/2009 at 8:15pm - misc - by justin_99 - Canada (Ontario)

Today, these kids in my math class told me to ask this girl if I could lick her clit. I basically yelled 'what's a clit'? Everyone looked at me. I'm a senior in high school, no one has yet to explain it to me. I had to google it when i got home. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29574) - you deserved it (63309)

On 03/09/2009 at 7:29pm - intimacy - by danmarino (man) - United States (Rhode Island)