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About suri_mf : Hello. I am ostrich. I am an otaku and a religious Doitsuist. I adore Doctor Who, Sherlock, Merlin, Supernatural, Hetalia, Homestuck, Madoka Magica, Dangan Ronpa, MLP: FiM, anything by Tim Burton, Peanuts by Charles Schulz, vegetarianism, superheroes (i.e. Batman and Wonder Woman), and many other things. I AM OSTRICH, HEAR ME ROAR: BEHCOCK!
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Today, my neighbours came to yell at me as they could hear my "shit music" through my window during the afternoon, so I turned it off. They then began to play their definition of "quality music" into the late hours of the night. I was listening to the Beatles. They blasted Nicki Minaj. FML
Friday 3 July 2015