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About suri23 : I do oh, so many things!

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Today, I went to a job interview. It was my last shot of getting a job before my savings run dry. It all went well until I was asked why I wanted to join the company. I got flustered and stuttered, "Because I um, I like money?" The guy gave me the most insincere "We'll be in touch." ever. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27119) - you deserved it (8558)

On 01/18/2015 at 4:29pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Maine)

Today, as a priest's helper in church, I was giving Communion. It took me three people to realize that every time I was giving them the Eucharist, I was saying, "May the force be with you". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41632) - you deserved it (12571)

On 01/26/2014 at 11:37pm - work - by sabz21 - United States (Connecticut)

Today, at the bank, I went to get some coffee from their machine. I gave it my money and pressed the buttons but nothing was happening. After banging on the machine for ten minutes and calling a teller over, a little boy reached up on his tippy toes to press the giant green START button for me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9454) - you deserved it (59895)

On 06/23/2009 at 1:37pm - misc - by Tygastyle (woman) - United States (Michigan)



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