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Today, I went to a job interview. It was my last shot of getting a job before my savings run dry. It all went well until I was asked why I wanted to join the company. I got flustered and stuttered, "Because I um, I like money?" The guy gave me the most insincere "We'll be in touch." ever. FML
by Anonymous / 01/18/2015 at 4:29pm / United States (Maine) / Work
by sabz21 / 01/26/2014 at 11:37pm / United States (Connecticut) / Work
Today, at the bank, I went to get some coffee from their machine. I gave it my money and pressed the buttons but nothing was happening. After banging on the machine for ten minutes and calling a teller over, a little boy reached up on his tippy toes to press the giant green START button for me. FML
by Tygastyle / 06/23/2009 at 1:37pm / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
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