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  • Birth Date : Saturday 15 April 1995 (20 years)
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About surfbumblonde : Irish student, 17.
I hate potatoes. I like surfing, sailing, reading, star wars, pokemon, Marvel/DC/dark horse comics, ps3 and longboarding. Hit me up if you do too.
I read fml every night to relax, and the comments are often more amusing than the stories themselves. I like the usual commenters- Perdix, pleonasm, NoorFML and DocBastard.

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