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suppressed08
  • Town/Country : England
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 28 June 1993 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 7604
  • Number of comments : 785
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About suppressed08 : Has a new account, but keeping this one alive to view for a month or two so people catch on.

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Today, I found out that my mom goes through my garbage. I'm 25 and don't live with her. FML

#8548832
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I agree, your life sucks (26928) - you deserved it (1523)

On 02/22/2010 at 8:27am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Costa Rica (San Jose)

Today, I found out that my mom goes through my garbage. I'm 25 and don't live with her. FML

#8548832
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26928) - you deserved it (1523)

On 02/22/2010 at 8:27am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Costa Rica (San Jose)

Today, I was at the beach with my boyfriend in Key West. I had gotten a bikini wax and new swimsuit for the occasion. My boyfriend was being romantic until he pulled a long hair from a mole on my leg. It's all fun and games until the mole starts bleeding, profusely. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22368) - you deserved it (3755)

On 02/21/2010 at 7:56am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)



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