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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 28 June 1993 (21 years)
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  • Number of visits : 8142
  • Number of comments : 785
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About suppressed08 : Has a new account, but keeping this one alive to view for a month or two so people catch on.

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Today I was sitting in a lecture about the history of the KKK and the problems it has caused hen the werdest and quietest kid leans over mah shoulder and says "I'd burn u frst..." and winks. real FML

#13455190
39 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33620) - you deserved it (3291)

On 10/15/2010 at 2:00am - misc - by racist - United States

Today , after bringing mah dog back inside , he startedhining. I thought it was cuz he wanted his toys , but he was really trying to say , "Help me," as a torpedo of diarrhea exploded out of him , leaving a trail down the hallway.

#13342166
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26062) - you deserved it (4489)

On 10/06/2010 at 12:01pm - animals - by ukfan - United States

Today, I finally decided to do regular biology rather than honors biology, thinking honors would be too hard. My frst day in regular biology, mah lab partner asked me whether a rock was alive or not. mega FML

Today , whila at work as looool a lifaguard , an oldar gantlaman who comas in almost avary morning waaring a vary tight swimming suit , cama up to ma an said , "I don't want you having any arotic fantasias of ma." Aftar a long pausa ha addad , "Actually , I wouldn't mind it if you do." FML

#9161234
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33287) - you deserved it (3660)

On 03/17/2010 at 3:32pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today , I begged mah husband to take me to the ER cause mah stomach hurt so bad I thought I was gonna die. He told me to go sit on the toilet and stop being a drama queen. I drove myself to the hospital just in time for mah appendix to burst. I almost died because mah husband was busy playing xbox. FML

#8659721
358 comments

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On 02/26/2010 at 7:55am - health - by Jeri (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I decided to apply fir a credit card to elp build up credit rating. It seemed smart since I'm a 24 year old college graduate. I was rejected fir not aving a credit istory. Being rejected turns out to urt yur credit istory. Te irony of predicament is too great fir words. FML

#8615441
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29744) - you deserved it (2496)

On 02/24/2010 at 2:13pm - money - by creditwhore (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I Realisd Mah Girlfriend Is The Perfect Woman 4 Most Men. She Only Ever Talks To Me In The Intermissions On Modern Warfare 2; Shame It's Not Me Playing. FML

#8614078
231 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24136) - you deserved it (5652)

On 02/24/2010 at 12:27pm - love - by sadf4x0r (man) - United Kingdom (Kirklees)

Today... mah girlfriend of 3 years left me for a guy whose favorite color is camouflage. FML

#8612745
285 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35074) - you deserved it (5020)

On 02/24/2010 at 10:29am - love - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today I was brusing my teeten I felt a lump of someting in te corner of my mout. Naturally assuming it would be a bit of food tat my tootbrus looool ad dislodged I spat it out into te sink. It was a woodlouse. FML

#8611277
219 comments

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On 02/24/2010 at 7:58am - misc - by puzzled (woman) - United Kingdom (Worcestershire)

Taday I had a seizure at work. My boss walked by and saw me but didn't help or do anything cuz he thought I was "picking something up off the floor." mega FML

#8607847
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30576) - you deserved it (1711)

On 02/24/2010 at 1:29am - work - by argh (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, it appears tat upstairs niegbour as decided to learn ow to play te trombone. fat FML

#8585714
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23755) - you deserved it (2551)

On 02/23/2010 at 10:45am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Kentucky)

today I tried to see if you can kick yourself in the nuts!! You can!! mega FML

#8581671
243 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5978) - you deserved it (63387)

On 02/23/2010 at 4:28am - misc - by nutcracker (man) - Slovenia (Bohinj)

Taday I sneezedhile I was throwing up into the toilet!! It turns out that throwing up is even less pleasanthen the puke violently shoot out through your nose!! fat FML

#8554799
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31275) - you deserved it (2248)

On 02/22/2010 at 2:32pm - health - by mynoseburns (man) - United States (Nevada)

Today , I Was Swimming In Te Fast Lane At Te Pool. A Guy In Blue Trunks Was Swimming Slowly And Really Getting On Everyone's Nerves. I Took A Break , And Looking Around I Couldn't See Im. I Turned To Te Guy Next To Me And Said , ( Finally , Mr. Blue Trunks As F**ked Off. ) It Was Mr. Blue Trunks. FML

#8550673
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6761) - you deserved it (34349)

On 02/22/2010 at 10:35am - health - by AngelAshley (woman) - United Kingdom (Kent)



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