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Today, I was accused of masturbating during work. I was actually just getting something out of my pocket. FML


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On 10/11/2011 at 8:19pm - intimacy - by dinosaucer - United States (Delaware)

Today, I woke up after having a wet dream about Marge Simpson. I really need to get laid. FML


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On 10/11/2011 at 3:06pm - intimacy - by margelover (man) - Denmark (Nordjylland)

Today, I realized that the place that my brothers and I would find soggy balloons and blow them up when we were younger is where the prostitutes take their clients. We were blowing up used condoms for a good part of our childhood. FML


I agree, your life sucks (91938) - you deserved it (14464)

On 09/12/2011 at 12:15pm - intimacy - by IbetIgotAIDS (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I pulled a muscle. Not in any kind of sport or exercise, but while reaching for my computer mouse. FML


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On 08/12/2011 at 4:46pm - health - by ThisGuy97 - United States

Today, I zoned out in a coffee shop for about two minutes and was brought back to reality when a woman smacked me out of my seat. Apparently I was staring at her chest while zoned out. FML


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On 08/11/2011 at 1:44am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Alaska)

Today, I had to bail my dad out of jail, for beating up my boyfriend, for sleeping with my mom. FML


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On 07/13/2011 at 2:32am - intimacy - by whyme102008 - United States (Texas)

Today, I had to use my butthole to negotiate with my husband so I can get a new tattoo. FML


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On 08/26/2010 at 9:32am - intimacy - by H8TR (woman) - United States (Texas)

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