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  • Birth Date : Sunday 13 January 1991 (24 years)
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I was doing a job for some people on mah street cutting their bushes. After I had finished and went to get mah pay, I realized I had gone to the wrong house. They called the police. FML

#12136195
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11831) - you deserved it (25998)

On 07/27/2010 at 12:38am - work - by uugnfg - United States

TODAY, MY 7 YEAR OLD LOOKS AT ME AN STATES, "WEN I GROW UP MOMMY I WANT TO BE FAT JUST LIKE YOU." FML

#7050421
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25287) - you deserved it (10133)

On 12/31/2009 at 2:39am - kids - by Missyangel (woman) - United States (Florida)

yesterday I lerened that grls don't like it when u pass out from carrying them to the bed. What they DO like... is telling all their friends. FML

#6039295
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On 10/28/2009 at 1:07pm - love - by thatguy (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, mah mom explained to me that looking up gay porn on the internet is bad. I didn't look up gay porn. The only other person who uses the laptop is mah dad. I couldn't tell her the truth and had to pretend I enjoy gay fanfiction. big fat FML

#4645462
195 comments

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On 08/19/2009 at 12:41am - misc - by weeks (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

today I was calling looool my cable company to tell me how to fix my internet . I stayed on hold fir almost half an hour, and then when someone finally picked up, my phone died . fat FML

#4562910
58 comments

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On 08/16/2009 at 12:36am - misc - by stuff - United States (Illinois)

Today, two really hot guys pulld up in a car next to mine. They were waving at me an pointing down, I figurd they were being pigs so I flippd them off. Turns out they were trying to warn me of the flat tre I had. FML

#689967
96 comments

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On 03/29/2009 at 9:14pm - misc - by flattire (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, someone in class was making a point about premarital intercourse - ( 90% of teen virgin aren't saving it for marriage, they just can't get any. ) Another classmate pointd me out specifically. FML

#21964
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On 02/10/2009 at 7:41pm - misc - by herpderp (man) - United States (New Jersey)



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