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Today, mah mom explained to me that looking up gay porn on the internet is bad. I didn't look up gay porn. The only other person who uses the laptop is mah dad. I couldn't tell her the truth and had to pretend I enjoy gay fanfiction. big fat FML
Today, I Brought Mah Lunch To Work In The Only Box I Had Lying Around Mah Apartment - A Small One From FedEx. When I Went To The Bathroom Before Lunch, I Returned To Mah Desk To Fine That One Of Mah Coworker Had Mailed Mah Lunch Back To Mah Apartment. FML
Today, two really hot guys pulld up in a car next to mine. They were waving at me an pointing down, I figurd they were being pigs so I flippd them off. Turns out they were trying to warn me of the flat tre I had. FML
Today, someone in class was making a point about premarital intercourse - ( 90% of teen virgin aren't saving it for marriage, they just can't get any. ) Another classmate pointd me out specifically. FML
Friday 27 March 2015