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by uugnfg / 07/27/2010 at 12:38am / United States / Work
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by Missyangel / 12/31/2009 at 2:39am / United States (Florida) / Kids
by thatguy / 10/28/2009 at 1:07pm / United States (Ohio) / Love
Today, my mom explained to me that looking up gay porn on the internet is bad. I didn't look up gay porn. The only other person who uses the laptop is my dad. I couldn't tell her the truth and had to pretend I enjoy gay fanfiction. FML
by weeks / 08/19/2009 at 12:41am / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous
by stuff / 08/16/2009 at 12:36am / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
Today, I brought my lunch to work in the only box I had lying around my apartment - a small one from FedEx. When I went to the bathroom before lunch, I returned to my desk to find that one of my coworkers had mailed my lunch back to my apartment. FML
by fedexed / 07/27/2009 at 3:12pm / United States (California) / Work
Today, two really hot guys pulled up in a car next to mine. They were waving at me and pointing down, I figured they were being pigs so I flipped them off. Turns out they were trying to warn me of the flat tire I had. FML
by flattire / 03/29/2009 at 9:14pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Transportation
Today, someone in class was making a point about premarital intercourse - "90% of teen virgins aren't saving it for marriage, they just can't get any." Another classmate pointed me out specifically. FML
by herpderp / 02/10/2009 at 7:41pm / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, my parents let me babysit my baby sister for the first time. About an hour after they left,… 2Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went… 3Today, I was fired for being late to work, even though the only reason I was late was because I had…