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Today, I was doing a job for some people on my street cutting their bushes. After I had finished and went to get my pay, I realized I had gone to the wrong house. They called the police. FML
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On 07/27/2010 at 12:38am - work - by uugnfg - United States
Today, I was on an airplane and had to go to the bathroom. The guy next to me was asleep and blocking the aisle. I tapped him on the shoulder, and he responded by punching me in the stomach. FML
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On 06/18/2010 at 1:25pm - health - by anonymous - United States (Florida)
Today, my 7 year old looks at me and states, "When I grow up Mommy I want to be fat just like you." FML
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On 12/31/2009 at 2:39am - kids - by Missyangel (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, I learned that girls don't like it when you pass out from carrying them to the bed. What they DO like, is telling all their friends. FML
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On 10/28/2009 at 1:07pm - love - by thatguy (man) - United States (Ohio)
Today, my mom explained to me that looking up gay porn on the internet is bad. I didn't look up gay porn. The only other person who uses the laptop is my dad. I couldn't tell her the truth and had to pretend I enjoy gay fanfiction. FML
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On 08/19/2009 at 12:41am - misc - by weeks (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I was calling my cable company to tell me how to fix my internet. I stayed on hold for almost half an hour, and then when someone finally picked up, my phone died. FML
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On 08/16/2009 at 12:36am - misc - by stuff - United States (Illinois)
Today, I brought my lunch to work in the only box I had lying around my apartment - a small one from FedEx. When I went to the bathroom before lunch, I returned to my desk to find that one of my coworkers had mailed my lunch back to my apartment. FML
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On 07/27/2009 at 3:12pm - work - by fedexed (man) - United States (California)
Today, two really hot guys pulled up in a car next to mine. They were waving at me and pointing down, I figured they were being pigs so I flipped them off. Turns out they were trying to warn me of the flat tire I had. FML
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On 03/29/2009 at 9:14pm - misc - by flattire (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, someone in class was making a point about premarital intercourse - "90% of teen virgins aren't saving it for marriage, they just can't get any." Another classmate pointed me out specifically. FML
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On 02/10/2009 at 7:41pm - misc - by herpderp (man) - United States (New Jersey)
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