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  • Birth Date : Sunday 13 January 1991 (23 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1150
  • Number of comments : 44
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Today, I was doing a job for some people on my street cutting their bushes. After I had finished and went to get my pay, I realized I had gone to the wrong house. They called the police. FML

#12136195
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11769) - you deserved it (25893)

On 07/27/2010 at 12:38am - work - by uugnfg - United States

Today, my 7 year old looks at me and states, "When I grow up Mommy I want to be fat just like you." FML

#7050421
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25161) - you deserved it (10112)

On 12/31/2009 at 2:39am - kids - by Missyangel (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I learned that girls don't like it when you pass out from carrying them to the bed. What they DO like, is telling all their friends. FML

#6039295
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28551) - you deserved it (8421)

On 10/28/2009 at 1:07pm - love - by thatguy (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my mom explained to me that looking up gay porn on the internet is bad. I didn't look up gay porn. The only other person who uses the laptop is my dad. I couldn't tell her the truth and had to pretend I enjoy gay fanfiction. FML

#4645462
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54659) - you deserved it (4917)

On 08/19/2009 at 12:41am - misc - by weeks (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was calling my cable company to tell me how to fix my internet. I stayed on hold for almost half an hour, and then when someone finally picked up, my phone died. FML

#4562910
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38192) - you deserved it (5496)

On 08/16/2009 at 12:36am - misc - by stuff - United States (Illinois)

Today, two really hot guys pulled up in a car next to mine. They were waving at me and pointing down, I figured they were being pigs so I flipped them off. Turns out they were trying to warn me of the flat tire I had. FML

#689967
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7725) - you deserved it (77381)

On 03/29/2009 at 9:14pm - misc - by flattire (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, someone in class was making a point about premarital intercourse - "90% of teen virgins aren't saving it for marriage, they just can't get any." Another classmate pointed me out specifically. FML

#21964
39 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37280) - you deserved it (3053)

On 02/10/2009 at 7:41pm - misc - by herpderp (man) - United States (New Jersey)



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