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  • Birth Date : Sunday 13 January 1991 (25 years)
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  • Number of comments : 44
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Today, I received a call from the police about a car accident that I was a witness to. As the only witness who stopped to help, I was remembered by the other cars involved. They're blaming me for the accident. The cops want to talk. FML

#14993502
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31553) - you deserved it (2629)

On 02/15/2011 at 8:13pm - misc - by Nearis (woman) - United States (Iowa)

Today, after dealing with tons of drama and working a 14 hour shift, I took a shower. When I stepped out, a weak spot in the floor gave way. While falling through the floor I grabbed the toilet tank lid, which fell into the tank and broke it. Now my leg hurts and the bathroom's flooded. FML

#14969181
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32258) - you deserved it (3050)

On 02/14/2011 at 2:11am - misc - by TheKingDavis (man) - United States (New Mexico)

Today, I got a text from a girl that I've had a crush on for a long time, asking me out to dinner. I agreed and went to the restaurant. Not long afterwards, I got text from her saying something had come up, so she couldn't make it. As I was walking back to my car, I saw her walk into the same restaurant with another guy. FML

#14960685
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42733) - you deserved it (2967)

On 02/13/2011 at 4:14pm - love - by Saberwolf (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I put up an ad on Craig's List to find a best friend. I don't know what's more pathetic: looking for a best friend online, or the ad being removed almost instantly. FML

#14960635
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12791) - you deserved it (29696)

On 02/13/2011 at 4:06pm - misc - by Username - United States (Texas)

Today, I discovered out of the 20 job applications only one job called me for an interview. They told me to leave after two sentences. FML

#14954069
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27176) - you deserved it (8146)

On 02/13/2011 at 12:31am - work - by jobless - United States (North Dakota)

Today, I woke up in the middle of the night to get a glass of water. Groggy and disoriented, I bumped into several pieces of furniture and made a lot of noise. My dad woke up, mistook me for a burglar, and knocked me out with his fist. FML

#14944090
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32939) - you deserved it (4503)

On 02/12/2011 at 12:48am - misc - by anonymous (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I found out that my boyfriend cheated on me with my best friend. I texted her and I would never talk to her again. But I accidentally sent it to my other best friend, who responded, "I'm so sorry, I never meant for you to find out". My two best friends cheated with my boyfriend. FML

#14943630
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59731) - you deserved it (4548)

On 02/12/2011 at 12:19am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, in an effort to make new friends in my history class, I sat in the empty seat next to a friendly-looking guy. He got up, walked away, and sat down in a different seat. FML

#14938952
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34933) - you deserved it (4054)

On 02/11/2011 at 7:08pm - misc - by loner - United States (California)

Today, I came downstairs disappointed thinking that my parents had forgotten my birthday. Turns out they didn't forget, they just couldn't be bothered to do anything for it. FML

#14928648
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31412) - you deserved it (3002)

On 02/10/2011 at 10:24pm - misc - by Shivvy (woman) - United Kingdom (Bristol)

Today, I got an email from my seminar tutor asking why I wasn't in class. I was sitting next to him. FML

#14924630
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29094) - you deserved it (2766)

On 02/10/2011 at 5:48pm - misc - by JaneVI (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I reported in for my first day at work. When I walked in they asked "Who are you?" I answered "Cassie, it's my first day today" with a huge smile. They'd meant to call and offer the job to the other Cassie they interviewed. FML

#14920871
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34689) - you deserved it (2494)

On 02/10/2011 at 9:55am - work - by theothercassie -

Today, it snowed a lot and my friends and I went outside for a walk. Someone drove by and threw a snowball at me, hitting me square in the face. Surprised, I side-stepped only to end up losing balance and roll down a hill into a ditch full of prickly bushes. FML

#14918600
31 comments

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On 02/10/2011 at 2:26am - misc - by onehitwonder -

Today, my best friend decided to start dating my ex. We broke up yesterday. She also thinks I'm crazy because I'm upset about it. FML

#14917396
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44443) - you deserved it (4032)

On 02/10/2011 at 12:16am - love - by effyou (woman) - United States (California)

Today, after shoveling one guy's steps, sidewalk, and driveway for two hours straight, I went to ask for my money. He said, "Work is its own reward!" and shut the door in my face. FML

#14357167
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30676) - you deserved it (5691)

On 12/27/2010 at 1:37pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, my boss walked up and smacked my butt. I am a 19 year old guy. My boss is a 50 year old woman. I desperately need this job. FML

#13537092
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34263) - you deserved it (3621)

On 10/21/2010 at 12:56pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Alberta)



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